November 28, 200718 yr Director Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, Van Helsing) adapts the beloved Hasbro G.I. Joe toy line with this Paramount Pictures production that pits the Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity against the evil forces of the organization known as Cobra. Sienna Miller (Factory Girl) is attached to star. That's right. Sienna Miller is rumored to have been cast as the Baroness!
November 28, 200718 yr Well we're obviously gonna see boobs, ass, portion of boobs, portion of ass, bra, thong, cleavage, tight shirt, tight pants, see through shirt nipple, see through pants thong, see through pants cheeks with thong, see through pants cheeks without thong, boots, boots and legs, back with bra strap, back with bra strap unhinged, back with bra hanging over shoulders, naval and thighs... or at least a combination of some.
November 29, 200718 yr Author Is Mark Whalberg cast to play Duke? No one else is cast yet. Rumor is they are talking to the Rock, though.
December 21, 200718 yr Author More casting news and I love them all! Ray Park [a martial arts stunt coordinator that brought Darth Maul to life in Star Wars I] has been cast as Snake Eyes. Byung-hun Lee, a Korean martial arts movie actor, has been cast as Storm Shadow. Rachel Nichols, of Alias fame, has been cast as Scarlett.
December 21, 200718 yr This will suck unless there's a short clip following the movie where we all can learn a valuable lesson. Then it will win.
December 21, 200718 yr Author "Remember kids, there is a big difference between super glue and ky jelly." "Now we know!" "And knowing is half the battle..."
December 21, 200718 yr Its quite funny how people are already trashing this movie like they were trashing the idea of Transformers which turned out to be a very good movie. My only complaint so far from what I read is how they are going to use the acronym "G.I. Joe" as a "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity." So this will not be an american counter terrorist unit code name G.I. Joe? I do like the casting so far.
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