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Mets players true identities

Ernesto305
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This thread was made just to poke fun of the met players....everyone is welcome to nickname them or compare them to something so far

 

Mike Pelfry= Green Goblin

Argenis Reyes= Gerber Baby

David Wright=David Wrong

Fernando Tatis= Fernando tities

Jose Reyes=Jose Reyass

Aaron Heilman=Aaron Heilwoman

Brian Stokes=Brian Jokes

Eddie Kunz=Eddie Cunts

 

 

Everyone is welcome to contribute!

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    Jose Reyes=Jose Reyass

    Aaron Heilman=Aaron Heilwoman

    Brian Stokes=Brian Jokes

    Eddie Kunz=Eddie Cunts

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    Your a comedic genius.

     

    David Wright = David the Best

    Jose Reyes = Jose Awesome

    Carlos Beltran = Carlos Great

    Carlos Delgado = Carlos #1

    Fernando Tatis = Fernando 2 Grand Slams in one inning.

     

    Easy. Real easy.

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    Your a comedic genius.

     

    David Wright = David the Best

    Jose Reyes = Jose Awesome

    Carlos Beltran = Carlos Great

    Carlos Delgado = Carlos #1

    Fernando Tatis = Fernando 2 Grand Slams in one inning.

     

    Easy. Real easy.

     

     

    Wow...that wasn't even creative.

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    Your a comedic genius.

     

    David Wright = David the Best

    Jose Reyes = Jose Awesome

    Carlos Beltran = Carlos struck out looking game 7 of nlcs

    Carlos Delgado = Carlos #1

    Fernando Tatis = Easy. Real easy.

    fernando tities

     

     

    much better

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    Your a comedic genius.

     

    David Wright = David the Best

    Jose Reyes = Jose Awesome

    Carlos Beltran = Carlos Great

    Carlos Delgado = Carlos #1

    Fernando Tatis = Fernando 2 Grand Slams in one inning.

     

    Easy. Real easy.

     

     

    Wow...that wasn't even creative.

     

    Wow...you thought I was really trying.

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    Jose Reyes- Jose Gay-es

     

    Carlos Delgado- Carlos DelGORDO

     

    Carlos Beltran- Mr. Fruity Highlights In His Hair

     

    Fernando Tatis- Fernando Titties

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    Jose Reyes- Jose Gay-es

     

    Carlos Delgado- Carlos DelGORDO

     

    Carlos Beltran- Mr. Fruity Highlights In His Hair

     

    Fernando Tatis- Fernando Titties

     

     

    we have a winner

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    Your a comedic genius.

     

    David Wright = David the Best

    Jose Reyes = Jose Awesome

    Carlos Beltran = Carlos Great

    Carlos Delgado = Carlos #1

    Fernando Tatis = Fernando 2 Grand Slams in one inning.

     

    Easy. Real easy.

     

     

    Wow...that wasn't even creative.

    It wasnt creative but it was the biggest joke I seen so far.

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