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10 Things to do before you get too old

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I am getting older, I must admit. Not that old, at 25 I am still quite spry, but there are things that I want to do while I am still young enough to A)Do them and B)while it's acceptable to do such things. And I know there are a bunch of heroes out there that feel like me. This is my list of 10 things I would like to do before I turn 30.

 

10. Pull off a one night stand with someone famous. Preferably Elisha Cuthbert but even Natalie from the Facts of Life would do.

9. Carnival in Trinidad and Tobago.

8. Run with the Bulls in Pamplona.

7. Oktoberfest in Munich where I hook up with a Dutch girl celebrating the festivities which leads directly to

6. Be sued for paternity.

5. Sample the entire menu at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

4. Short stint as an exotic dancer under the stage name Bruce Youngblood.

3. Take in the Gasparilla Pirate Festival in Tampa in a week I should never forget but will probably be to bombed to remember.

2. Get drunk and sing along, poorly, to Sweet Caroline at Fenway Park while being videoed.

1. Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake in Gloucester, England.

1. Have a threesome with drunk busty college girls during a spring break night party in Panama City, Florida.

2. Short stint as a worker at Sports Authority and the marlins new stadium.

3. Tryout for 'bangbros' and have a short stint as a pornstar.

4. Join and complete the Boston Marathon.

5. Have a fight with a drunken father at a 'Marlins vs. Yankees' game and NOT get thrown out.

6. Have a son and make sure he lives a better childhood than I.

7. Pay a visit to the playboy mansion.

8. Get a kiss and a lap dance from Kim Kardashian.

9. Marry the most beautiful and intellegent woman I can find and father her children.

10. Participate in a street race that involes motorcycles and an open bridge.

 

Now THAT is a list :cool

1. Have a threesome with drunk busty college girls during a spring break night party in Panama City, Florida.

2. Short stint as a worker at Sports Authority and the marlins new stadium.

3. Tryout for 'bangbros' and have a short stint as a pornstar.

4. Join and complete the Boston Marathon.

5. Have a fight with a drunken father at a 'Marlins vs. Yankees' game and NOT get thrown out.

6. Have a son and make sure he lives a better childhood than I.

7. Pay a visit to the playboy mansion.

8. Get a kiss and a lap dance from Kim Kardashian.

9. Marry the most beautiful and intellegent woman I can find and father her children.

10. Participate in a street race that involes motorcycles and an open bridge.

 

Now THAT is a list :cool

 

 

Not bad at all! The 14-year-old is giving you a run for your money, Spike. I'm engaged, so most of your lists is off-limits for me, since I'm an advocate of monogamy once engaged :thumbup.

 

I would love to play in a poker tournament with a $5k+ buyin, though.

Also, get rich or die trying.

1. Have a threesome with drunk busty college girls during a spring break night party in Panama City, Florida.

2. Short stint as a worker at Sports Authority and the marlins new stadium.

3. Tryout for 'bangbros' and have a short stint as a pornstar.

4. Join and complete the Boston Marathon.

5. Have a fight with a drunken father at a 'Marlins vs. Yankees' game and NOT get thrown out.

6. Have a son and make sure he lives a better childhood than I.

7. Pay a visit to the playboy mansion.

8. Get a kiss and a lap dance from Kim Kardashian.

9. Marry the most beautiful and intellegent woman I can find and father her children.

10. Participate in a street race that involes motorcycles and an open bridge.

 

Now THAT is a list :cool

 

Hah, incredible list. I'll try to make one up lates, but like mystikol, monogamy has become my way of life.

 

Though, why The Sports Authority? It's really just another retail job and most of the people there aren't even sports fans.

 

 

And, and #1 on Spike's list is my favorite.

1. Have a threesome with drunk busty college girls during a spring break night party in Panama City, Florida.

2. Short stint as a worker at Sports Authority and the marlins new stadium.

3. Tryout for 'bangbros' and have a short stint as a pornstar.

4. Join and complete the Boston Marathon.

5. Have a fight with a drunken father at a 'Marlins vs. Yankees' game and NOT get thrown out.

6. Have a son and make sure he lives a better childhood than I.

7. Pay a visit to the playboy mansion.

8. Get a kiss and a lap dance from Kim Kardashian.

9. Marry the most beautiful and intellegent woman I can find and father her children.

10. Participate in a street race that involes motorcycles and an open bridge.

 

Now THAT is a list :cool

 

 

 

that...is a hell of a list...:stands up and claps:

 

i mean look at that! Im also in especially for

 

1,3,6,7,8,9.

so I tried making a top 10 list and honestly could not come up with 10 things. I guess I am not that interesting? idk. I could definitely fill it up with things like "LOL 3SUM WIT HAWT CHIX" but I just don't find that much of an important "goal". If it happens, it happens.

 

5. Road Trip to the northeast

4. Attend San Diego Comic Con

3. Properly learn an instrument (either guitar or keyboard)

2. Start acoustic-dance-electro-whateverthehellithinkabout band.

1. Trip to Japan.

I'm 23 and it's going to take me quite some time to do 10 things of this caliber before I'm 30, so I'll say before I'm 40.

 

 

1) Go to a Marlins home game.

2) Go to the Daytona 500, a race at Bristol, Watkins Glen, and Talladega, and see at least one Indy car race.

3) Build my own race team and win a race at a local track.

4) Open my own restaurant.

5) Get a Ph.D in History.

6) Be featured on a tv show, either because I'm a Ph.D or because I'm a restauranteur.

7) Own a brand new muscle car.

8) Have children, and I want at least a son - as someone else said, make sure he has a better upbringing than I did. Parents being together would be a start.

9) Run for local office and defeat a Republican incumbent.

10) Get beyond intermediate level proficiency of Spanish, as well as master French and start learning Arabic.

 

 

edit: I didn't put this but I really want to drive across the country and see all the states to my heart's content. I have never been off the East Coast.

1. See as many ballparks as possible, if not every single one, hopefully with at least my father and grandfather.

2. Go to Asia.

3. Be the best husband I can (so, it's cheesy, give a guy a break :thumbup)

4. If I have kids, coach their little league or rec league sports teams.

5. Own season tickets to the Marlins, hopefully for the rest of my life.

6. Be able to drink a gallon of water in one sitting.

7. Eat a dinner that costs, maybe, $1,000 for 2 people.

8. Own a big, manly dog.

9. Make enough money so that I don't have to worry about money so much (although I'll probably still be a cheap-ass bastard even if I'm a multimillionaire).

10. Win an award on MB.com

I'm 23 and it's going to take me quite some time to do 10 things of this caliber before I'm 30, so I'll say before I'm 40.

 

 

1) Go to a Marlins home game.

2) Go to the Daytona 500, a race at Bristol, Watkins Glen, and Talladega, and see at least one Indy car race.

3) Build my own race team and win a race at a local track.

4) Open my own restaurant.

5) Get a Ph.D in History.

6) Be featured on a tv show, either because I'm a Ph.D or because I'm a restauranteur.

7) Own a brand new muscle car.

8) Have children, and I want at least a son - as someone else said, make sure he has a better upbringing than I did. Parents being together would be a start.

9) Run for local office and defeat a Republican incumbent.

10) Get beyond intermediate level proficiency of Spanish, as well as master French and start learning Arabic.

 

 

edit: I didn't put this but I really want to drive across the country and see all the states to my heart's content. I have never been off the East Coast.

 

 

There won't be any left to defeat pretty soon. :whistle

1. Have a threesome with drunk busty college girls during a spring break night party in Panama City, Florida.

2. Short stint as a worker at Sports Authority and the marlins new stadium.

3. Tryout for 'bangbros' and have a short stint as a pornstar.

4. Join and complete the Boston Marathon.

5. Have a fight with a drunken father at a 'Marlins vs. Yankees' game and NOT get thrown out.

6. Have a son and make sure he lives a better childhood than I.

7. Pay a visit to the playboy mansion.

8. Get a kiss and a lap dance from Kim Kardashian.

9. Marry the most beautiful and intellegent woman I can find and father her children.

10. Participate in a street race that involes motorcycles and an open bridge.

 

Now THAT is a list :cool

 

Hah, incredible list. I'll try to make one up lates, but like mystikol, monogamy has become my way of life.

 

Though, why The Sports Authority? It's really just another retail job and most of the people there aren't even sports fans.

 

 

And, and #1 on Spike's list is my favorite.

 

It feels like home to me. :rolleyes:

1. Have a threesome with drunk busty college girls during a spring break night party in Panama City, Florida.

2. Short stint as a worker at Sports Authority and the marlins new stadium.

3. Tryout for 'bangbros' and have a short stint as a pornstar.

4. Join and complete the Boston Marathon.

5. Have a fight with a drunken father at a 'Marlins vs. Yankees' game and NOT get thrown out.

6. Have a son and make sure he lives a better childhood than I.

7. Pay a visit to the playboy mansion.

8. Get a kiss and a lap dance from Kim Kardashian.

9. Marry the most beautiful and intellegent woman I can find and father her children.

10. Participate in a street race that involes motorcycles and an open bridge.

 

Now THAT is a list :cool

 

 

 

that...is a hell of a list...:stands up and claps:

 

i mean look at that! Im also in especially for

 

1,3,6,7,8,9.

 

those are my favorites.

I'm 23 and it's going to take me quite some time to do 10 things of this caliber before I'm 30, so I'll say before I'm 40.

 

 

1) Go to a Marlins home game.

2) Go to the Daytona 500, a race at Bristol, Watkins Glen, and Talladega, and see at least one Indy car race.

3) Build my own race team and win a race at a local track.

4) Open my own restaurant.

5) Get a Ph.D in History.

6) Be featured on a tv show, either because I'm a Ph.D or because I'm a restauranteur.

7) Own a brand new muscle car.

8) Have children, and I want at least a son - as someone else said, make sure he has a better upbringing than I did. Parents being together would be a start.

9) Run for local office and defeat a Republican incumbent.

10) Get beyond intermediate level proficiency of Spanish, as well as master French and start learning Arabic.

 

 

edit: I didn't put this but I really want to drive across the country and see all the states to my heart's content. I have never been off the East Coast.

 

 

I can give you lessons. I'm Arab.

Here's my ten.

They can flip flop one up or down in order.

 

10. Catch a Bonefish and Permit.

9. Complete my AA in Miami Dade...lol

8. Finally finish building my project car Buick Regal (7 years in the process).

7. Complete a backcountry slam at Flamingo consisting of a Redfish, Snook, & Tarpon. (going to attempt this weekend if weather permits.)

6. Be part of an electronica/hardcore/indy/awesome band playing drums.

5. Drive across America with my boat and fish and catch at least one game fish in each state.

4. Peacock Bass fishing in the Amazon.

3. Produce and Engineer a hit record that's played on the radio.

2. Have a successful t-shirt line. (either music, or fishing based.)

1. Come across a drunken Scarlett Johansson that just so happens to be hanging out with a drunken Mila Kunis in a dark alley. :lol

1. See as many ballparks as possible, if not every single one, hopefully with at least my father and grandfather.

2. Go to Asia.

3. Be the best husband I can (so, it's cheesy, give a guy a break )

4. If I have kids, coach their little league or rec league sports teams.

5. Own season tickets to the Marlins, hopefully for the rest of my life.

6. Be able to drink a gallon of water in one sitting.

7. Eat a dinner that costs, maybe, $1,000 for 2 people.

8. Own a big, manly dog.

9. Make enough money so that I don't have to worry about money so much (although I'll probably still be a cheap-ass bastard even if I'm a multimillionaire).

10. Win an award on MB.com

 

 

You too!

I'm 23 and it's going to take me quite some time to do 10 things of this caliber before I'm 30, so I'll say before I'm 40.

 

 

1) Go to a Marlins home game.

2) Go to the Daytona 500, a race at Bristol, Watkins Glen, and Talladega, and see at least one Indy car race.

3) Build my own race team and win a race at a local track.

4) Open my own restaurant.

5) Get a Ph.D in History.

6) Be featured on a tv show, either because I'm a Ph.D or because I'm a restauranteur.

7) Own a brand new muscle car.

8) Have children, and I want at least a son - as someone else said, make sure he has a better upbringing than I did. Parents being together would be a start.

9) Run for local office and defeat a Republican incumbent.

10) Get beyond intermediate level proficiency of Spanish, as well as master French and start learning Arabic.

 

 

edit: I didn't put this but I really want to drive across the country and see all the states to my heart's content. I have never been off the East Coast.

 

 

I can give you lessons. I'm Arab.

 

Awesome - if I ever get started, I'll be sure to let you know.

Here's my ten.

They can flip flop one up or down in order.

 

10. Catch a Bonefish and Permit.

9. Complete my AA in Miami Dade...lol

8. Finally finish building my project car Buick Regal (7 years in the process).

7. Complete a backcountry slam at Flamingo consisting of a Redfish, Snook, & Tarpon. (going to attempt this weekend if weather permits.)

6. Be part of an electronica/hardcore/indy/awesome band playing drums.

5. Drive across America with my boat and fish and catch at least one game fish in each state.

4. Peacock Bass fishing in the Amazon.

3. Produce and Engineer a hit record that's played on the radio.

2. Have a successful t-shirt line. (either music, or fishing based.)

1. Come across a drunken Scarlett Johansson that just so happens to be hanging out with a drunken Mila Kunis in a dark alley. :lol

 

 

Buick Regal is my main car! VA plates: FL MRLNS

Here's my ten.

They can flip flop one up or down in order.

 

10. Catch a Bonefish and Permit.

9. Complete my AA in Miami Dade...lol

8. Finally finish building my project car Buick Regal (7 years in the process).

7. Complete a backcountry slam at Flamingo consisting of a Redfish, Snook, & Tarpon. (going to attempt this weekend if weather permits.)

6. Be part of an electronica/hardcore/indy/awesome band playing drums.

5. Drive across America with my boat and fish and catch at least one game fish in each state.

4. Peacock Bass fishing in the Amazon.

3. Produce and Engineer a hit record that's played on the radio.

2. Have a successful t-shirt line. (either music, or fishing based.)

1. Come across a drunken Scarlett Johansson that just so happens to be hanging out with a drunken Mila Kunis in a dark alley. :lol

 

 

Buick Regal is my main car! VA plates: FL MRLNS

 

Nice!

What year?

Mine is an 86 coupe that I made convertible.

I'm just having trouble finding the motivation to get it finished.

I own a 96 4d sedan. It's a real nice car, a lot of people don't realize it, but it's got the best engine GM has ever made in it, and it handles quite nice.

A lot of people look down on Buick, but they're definitely more elegant cars than other cars made by General Motors.

 

I'm definitely a GM guy.

I have a 1963 Impala coupe, 1986 Buick Regal coupe convertible, 1996 GMC Sonoma, 2002 Chevy Impala.

lol

A lot of people look down on Buick, but they're definitely more elegant cars than other cars made by General Motors.

 

I'm definitely a GM guy.

I have a 1963 Impala coupe, 1986 Buick Regal coupe convertible, 1996 GMC Sonoma, 2002 Chevy Impala.

lol

 

 

I'm right there with you man - except for owning all those sweet cars.

so I tried making a top 10 list and honestly could not come up with 10 things. I guess I am not that interesting? idk. I could definitely fill it up with things like "LOL 3SUM WIT HAWT CHIX" but I just don't find that much of an important "goal". If it happens, it happens.

 

5. Road Trip to the northeast

4. Attend San Diego Comic Con

3. Properly learn an instrument (either guitar or keyboard)

2. Start acoustic-dance-electro-whateverthehellithinkabout band.

1. Trip to Japan.

 

 

 

Forgot to add somewhere in there: Play in the World Series of Poker

1. See as many ballparks as possible, if not every single one, hopefully with at least my father and grandfather.

2. Go to Asia.

3. Be the best husband I can (so, it's cheesy, give a guy a break :thumbup)

4. If I have kids, coach their little league or rec league sports teams.

5. Own season tickets to the Marlins, hopefully for the rest of my life.

6. Be able to drink a gallon of water in one sitting.

7. Eat a dinner that costs, maybe, $1,000 for 2 people.

8. Own a big, manly dog.

9. Make enough money so that I don't have to worry about money so much (although I'll probably still be a cheap-ass bastard even if I'm a multimillionaire).

10. Win an award on MB.com

 

 

Ive done that one lol. Its not the best feeling.

 

My list would be way to long to many things id like to do.

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