Miami_Marlins_fan Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Is anyone else missing Fat Freddy? I thought Ozzie would be great, but he seems to have no handle on this team. I'm sick of him looking silly in very post-game press conference talking about wanting to be the "good guy." He's so busy trying to reinvent his image that he has lost track. He seems to put relief pitchers into situations where he should know better, and for the love of God Ozzie, when Tub of Lard Bell goes into the game can you have someone already warming up ready to replace him? Must you stand by and do nothing while Bell blows 4 or 5 run leads? Even Fat Freddy wouldn't be that incompetent. Ozzie, please get off your fat behind and do something....please! And another thing, can we get rid of Bell? I don't care if we have to take the loss on the contract, but sometimes a player just doesn't fit at all and you have to get rid of him for the sake of the team, no matter what. I'm tired of every baseball team ringing the Bell. I'm sick of seeing that disgusting tub of ice cream huffing and puffing for air on the mound after just one pitch. Please get rid of the Bell whale before it beaches itself on the mound, and we have to tear a hole on the side of the ballpark to fit a crane to remove him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Is anyone else missing Fat Freddy? I thought Ozzie would be great, but he seems to have no handle on this team. I'm sick of him looking silly in very post-game press conference talking about wanting to be the "good guy." He's so busy trying to reinvent his image that he has lost track. He seems to put relief pitchers into situations where he should know better, and for the love of God Ozzie, when Tub of Lard Bell goes into the game can you have someone already warming up ready to replace him? I am sure this will do wonders for Bells confidence, whatever he has left of it. I am sure this will also be fantastic if we go on any win streak. You know having to warm up two pitchers every game for the 9th, good plan. And another thing, can we get rid of Bell? I don't care if we have to take the loss on the contract, but sometimes a player just doesn't fit at all and you have to get rid of him for the sake of the team, no matter what. I'm tired of every baseball team ringing the Bell. I'm sick of seeing that disgusting tub of ice cream huffing and puffing for air on the mound after just one pitch. Please get rid of the Bell whale before it beaches itself on the mound, and we have to tear a hole on the side of the ballpark to fit a crane to remove him. Yeah lets get rid of Bell after three months into a 3 year contract. Makes sense. I know you and a lot of other fans are frustrated, we all are. But you have to realize that almost every single player on this team is under performing. Things will get better, eventually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbob1313 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Ehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Beinfest Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroFishOne Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 eeh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbob1313 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 The original poster's thesis is complex, but I think I've cracked the code, with some help from the classic MTV cartoon, Clone High. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystikol87 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Don't worry; the OP is a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Man Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Is anyone else missing Fat Freddy? I thought Ozzie would be great, but he seems to have no handle on this team. I'm sick of him looking silly in very post-game press conference talking about wanting to be the "good guy." He's so busy trying to reinvent his image that he has lost track. He seems to put relief pitchers into situations where he should know better, and for the love of God Ozzie, when Tub of Lard Bell goes into the game can you have someone already warming up ready to replace him? Must you stand by and do nothing while Bell blows 4 or 5 run leads? Even Fat Freddy wouldn't be that incompetent. Ozzie, please get off your fat behind and do something....please! And another thing, can we get rid of Bell? I don't care if we have to take the loss on the contract, but sometimes a player just doesn't fit at all and you have to get rid of him for the sake of the team, no matter what. I'm tired of every baseball team ringing the Bell. I'm sick of seeing that disgusting tub of ice cream huffing and puffing for air on the mound after just one pitch. Please get rid of the Bell whale before it beaches itself on the mound, and we have to tear a hole on the side of the ballpark to fit a crane to remove him. Umm, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbob1313 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 *Fredi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Claude Van Damme Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 OP seems to have a problem with overweight people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollythewog Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 it seems like the OP thinks Heath Bell's weight problem is affecting his ability to pitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Don't worry; the OP is a doctor. I thought he was a millionaire playboy with a awesome suit of armor and a billion business? Nah, he just went to UF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Beinfest Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I wish I knew what was going on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I wish I knew what was going on.... Research his past posts, someone clue the doctor in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knglover Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 This seems like a rant that the bad guy would say once Scooby foiled his plans. Seriously, all that is missing "We would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pesky AL EAST" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystikol87 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 This seems like a rant that the bad guy would say once Scooby foiled his plans. Seriously, all that is missing "We would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pesky AL EAST" I heartily LOL'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami_Marlins_fan Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 And I would have gotten away with this rant if it wasn't for you pesky kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Beinfest Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 and their meddling Bonodog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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