Just, um, don't work at a bank.

 

BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY!

That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean.

I'm not looking to get laid. I got my taste of sex, I need to get my taste of business now.

If you're good at math, you're definitely GETTING laid, because you know exactly how much time you've got before you gotta get that ho back home to her daddy, even though she's 19 and can be out til 3 anyways, but her daddy is an a-hole. So you gotta get her back at 10. It's 9:45. You live a mile and a half away.

 

Etc etc

Just, um, don't work at a bank.

 

BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY!

That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean.

 

Well if you're good at math you can have a high paying job, if you have a high paying job you have a lot of money and if you have a lot of money... you're gonna get laid

Wow, this series of posts just made me realize how young the majority of this board is.

Just, um, don't work at a bank.

 

BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY!

That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean.

 

Then explain China's population :lol

I want an umpire to have a bullhorn one day.

Strike called on the batter, batter don't like it, batter says something without looking at ump, ump takes out bullhorn, "that was a strike, get over it. cshhh"

Just, um, don't work at a bank.

 

BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY!

That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean.

 

You mean you'll sleep with him if he does your taxes?

That's the point. If you can do my taxes, I wouldn't even get seen in public with you. So, NO.

Just, um, don't work at a bank.

 

BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY!

That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean.

I'm not looking to get laid. I got my taste of sex, I need to get my taste of business now.

If you're good at math, you're definitely GETTING laid, because you know exactly how much time you've got before you gotta get that ho back home to her daddy, even though she's 19 and can be out til 3 anyways, but her daddy is an a-hole. So you gotta get her back at 10. It's 9:45. You live a mile and a half away.

 

Etc etc

 

I read that Albert Einstein was in a similar situation when he thought of E=MC^2

Just, um, don't work at a bank.

 

BUT I LIKE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S MONEY!

That's...sad. But, if you're working at a bank, you're good at Math. If you're good at Math, you're definitely not getting laid. If you know what I mean.

 

You mean you'll sleep with him if he does your taxes?

That's the point. If you can do my taxes, I wouldn't even get seen in public with you. So, NO.

But I'm sexy, so you'd have to be seen in public with me.

Wow, this series of posts just made me realize how young the majority of this board is.

 

 

I doubt there's many younger than me.

f*** you, Mujica. Why are you the 8th inning guy?

Are you kidding me

dammit Mujica was lights out yesterday, and now he blows the damn lead.

UGH

Wtf. :|

oh well.

Nawwww, we didn't need that 5th run at all.

As much as I love Yonder and his family... f*** that guy right now!

Mujica's shocked he gave up a homer again? :|

Sigh

Why is Mujica in again tonight? Why not use Bell, Webb or LeBlanc

Edward sucks this year...

I think Yonder is getting revenge for the Orange Bowl

Why is Mujica in again tonight? Why not use Bell, Webb or LeBlanc

 

LeBlanc's been used, is Webb even in the ballpark yet?

Edward sucks this year...

 

 

First runs he's given up since June 23.

And this ends the bank convo. Too bad, so sad.