I don't want the Marlins to bring in any good players into the organization because I don't want to get attached to someone I know will be gone within five years. So that of course leaves me in a situation where I'm forced not to be a fan. Loria has, as if by force, made me not be completely passionate about the sport. And nobody could do that, even my father who wanted me to concentrate more on my education when I was in school, and he is a Marine.

Is this a thread where we all talk about how bad it is for us?

Yeah, it's so f***ed up I'm bleeding glitter.

And I'm wearing thumb ringz

My cat recently gave birth to 5 kittens. I named them Josh, Jose, John, Emilio and Mark.

 

I put a bullet between their eyes moments after.

Should've kept Emilio. That's a cool cat name.

The night before the trade, I had a dream that I was in a 6-way with JJ, Reyes, Buck, Bonifacio and Buehrle. It was hot.

 

After the trade, I cut my wiener off and mailed it to Loria.

 

sh*t......forgot to add postage....

Should've kept Emilio. That's a cool cat name.

 

 

Yea, he was also the cat with the most favorable contract terms. But what can I say, I'm a f***ing cheapskate asshole.

Should've kept Emilio. That's a cool cat name.

 

 

Yea, he was also the cat with the most favorable contract terms. But what can I say, I'm a f***ing cheapskate asshole.

 

Ok but be honest, u really weren't too thrilled with the one named John were you?

And I'm wearing thumb ringz

 

 

And you should probably do a push-up or two once in a while.....

 

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Should've kept Emilio. That's a cool cat name.

 

 

Yea, he was also the cat with the most favorable contract terms. But what can I say, I'm a f***ing cheapskate asshole.

 

Ok but be honest, u really weren't too thrilled with the one named John were you?

 

I sure as hell would not be.

And I'm wearing thumb ringz

 

 

And you should probably do a push-up or two once in a while.....

 

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You're mistaking an arm without muscle for an arm that just got deflated of all of its glitter.

Should've kept Emilio. That's a cool cat name.

 

 

You probably won't believe this, but one of my cats IS called Emilio.