Well, that's a start.

I'll take the fact Ruggiano laid off that last pitch as a major positive for him.

This is getting exciting. The great Jeff Mathis is now hitting.

LETS GO JEFFREY

THAT LOOKED A LITTLE OUTSIDE UMP

JEFFREY COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH

OH OH OH OH

they will find any way to lose.

YOU FUCKING DICKWAD.. YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH.

GOOD JOB, GOOD EFFORT!

it's up to Solano, Yelich, and Lucas now.

We have to be the worst team in history with the bases loaded.

Marlins slash line with bases loaded this year: 239/260/437. Ew.

We have to be the worst team in history with the bases loaded.

 

 

we're actually 8th in the NL this year surprisingly enough (OPS)

nice quick little out

Phillies with bases loaded: 172/205/266. Yowzers!!!

at least I feel like we're loading the bases more often this year as oppose to last year where all we'd fucking do is get singles, then hit into a double play. EVERY. FUCKING. GAME.

at least I feel like we're loading the bases more often this year as oppose to last year where all we'd f***ing do is get singles, then hit into a double play. EVERY. f***ING. GAME.

 

 

I'm pretty sure we lead the lead in GIDP this year

at least I feel like we're loading the bases more often this year as oppose to last year where all we'd f***ing do is get singles, then hit into a double play. EVERY. f***ING. GAME.

 

 

I'm pretty sure we lead the lead in GIDP this year

 

 

we're 4th in mlb with 101.

 

the marlins only have 233 XBH this year. Holy moly that's bad. The next team is 270

Jesus fucking christ Lucas, could you be any more fucking casual out there? Would you like me to bring you a plate of fucking pizza rolls and a capri sun while you're out there? YOU FUCKING IMBECILE. MOVE YOUR ARM.

I'm sorry guys, off today, did some day drinking in preparation for an afternoon game with Fernandez on the mound. Ya know.

alright, NOW'S OUR CHANCE GUYS. :sax :jackson :jackson :jackson :wave :wave :bouncy :gofish :gofish :dancing :dancing

Yelich K'd, game over.

lucas really doesnt care about giving stanton a chance. he wants to go eat something.

 

we all know where this is going.

Lucas...

 

 

 

 

I really hope they go out and get a damn infielder next season. At least one. Gimme something.