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Wonderful I have to listen to da cubs commentators....

 

Anyway :gomiamib

Game 2 of what will be at least a 5 game winning streak. WOOP WOOP

nice try stanton

a better throw there gets coghlan easily

Stop pitching Castro inside, wtf.

#war #whatisitgoodfor

hech made a great play to his left. Well I'll be.

 

Eovaldi not looking so hot early on. Getting scorched.

My mother: "that's nice of them to call Hech a vacuum."

Me: "well, he does suck ..."

Ugh. Once again Eovaldi is not sharp. This kid has decent stuff, but he is basically a two pitch pitcher. I have no idea why he hardly ever throws the slow change up he has, but because of that hitters don't have a lot of guessing to do: either a 96 mph fastball or that 87 mph breaking pitch. Until he develops that 3rd pitch this kid will not become a Number 1 starter. I had hoped he would step up and become that after Fernandez went down, but it hasn't happened. Hopefully the Fish will have their hitting shoes on today.

TWENTY MONSTERDONGS!

Now imagine if there was someone on base

Now imagine if there was someone on base

 

I can't, I just can't.

Woo-Hoo! Number 20!

1 HR away from tying the MLB lead.

Eovaldi's fastball velocity seems a little off eh

Eovaldi's fastball velocity seems a little off eh

 

Looks like it was off some last game too, although this looks to be more dramatic so far.

SWING, ASSHOLE!

Jim Deshaies isn't very good at commentary, but he's not Preston Wilson bad.

ump is squeezing Arrieta like crazy

phillies are winning 7-4 in the second lol

what a horrendous AB from Mathis. Why is he starting btw?

what a horrendous AB from Mathis. Why is he starting btw?

Redmond is a fan of shitty abs? All he had to do was get it in the air.

Mathis is just terrible. Great defense, but a strike out machine.

The Marlins have 5 hitters in the lineup again? Great.