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POST YOUR FAVORITE AWFUL JOKE

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Courtesy of Al Pacino who I saw on Tuesday night:

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a a beer and a mop."

 

 

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I went to the zoo today, but all it had was one dog.

 

It was a shih tzu.

 

 

Courtesy of Al Pacino who I saw on Tuesday night:

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a a beer and a mop."

 

​TOO MANY BRITS IN THIS THREAD

 

america.jpg

 

 

Wait schnellders is a brit? Goddamnit

 

Yessir! A proud Scot (although proud Brit as well - believe me, there's a BIG difference in this nowadays!).

 

 

Yessir! A proud Scot (although proud Brit as well - believe me, there's a BIG difference in this nowadays!).

 

​Scotland is like the north beyond the wall in Game of Thrones. It's bloody cold, full of wildings and the undead (or 'drunks' as we English call them).

 

England is more like Meereen. There's a woman nominally in charge, but the real power lies elsewhere. We also think we're free but our rulers control us much more than we'd like to admit. We're all bad drivers, drink too much, and we have no appreciation of things of art and beauty yet we believe we're sooooo much better than anyone else.

 

 

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zoo jokes.

 

what did the llama say when he was told he had to leave the zoo?

 

alpaca my bags.

 

​I'd be lion if I said this didn't make me chuckle just a little bit. 

 

 

zoo jokes.

 

what did the llama say when he was told he had to leave the zoo?

 

alpaca my bags.

 

These zoo jokes are unbearable.

 

 

​Scotland is like the north beyond the wall in Game of Thrones. It's bloody cold, full of wildings and the undead (or 'drunks' as we English call them).

 

England is more like Meereen. There's a woman nominally in charge, but the real power lies elsewhere. We also think we're free but our rulers control us much more than we'd like to admit. We're all bad drivers, drink too much, and we have no appreciation of things of art and beauty yet we believe we're sooooo much better than anyone else.

 

Nicola Sturgeon as Mance Rayder?

 

 

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

 

 

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