May 21, 201511 yr Courtesy of Al Pacino who I saw on Tuesday night: A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a a beer and a mop."
May 21, 201511 yr Author I went to the zoo today, but all it had was one dog. It was a shih tzu. Courtesy of Al Pacino who I saw on Tuesday night: A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a a beer and a mop." TOO MANY BRITS IN THIS THREAD
May 22, 201511 yr Wait schnellders is a brit? Goddamnit Yessir! A proud Scot (although proud Brit as well - believe me, there's a BIG difference in this nowadays!).
May 22, 201511 yr Yessir! A proud Scot (although proud Brit as well - believe me, there's a BIG difference in this nowadays!). Scotland is like the north beyond the wall in Game of Thrones. It's bloody cold, full of wildings and the undead (or 'drunks' as we English call them). England is more like Meereen. There's a woman nominally in charge, but the real power lies elsewhere. We also think we're free but our rulers control us much more than we'd like to admit. We're all bad drivers, drink too much, and we have no appreciation of things of art and beauty yet we believe we're sooooo much better than anyone else.
May 22, 201511 yr I went to the zoo today, but all it had was one dog. It was a shih tzu. zoo jokes. what did the llama say when he was told he had to leave the zoo? alpaca my bags.
May 22, 201511 yr Author zoo jokes. what did the llama say when he was told he had to leave the zoo? alpaca my bags. I'd be lion if I said this didn't make me chuckle just a little bit.
May 22, 201511 yr zoo jokes. what did the llama say when he was told he had to leave the zoo? alpaca my bags. These zoo jokes are unbearable.
May 22, 201511 yr Scotland is like the north beyond the wall in Game of Thrones. It's bloody cold, full of wildings and the undead (or 'drunks' as we English call them). England is more like Meereen. There's a woman nominally in charge, but the real power lies elsewhere. We also think we're free but our rulers control us much more than we'd like to admit. We're all bad drivers, drink too much, and we have no appreciation of things of art and beauty yet we believe we're sooooo much better than anyone else. Nicola Sturgeon as Mance Rayder?
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