I just want Dee to steal home. Idc if he's caught stealing. Have fun out there. 

 

 

I just want Dee to steal home. Idc if he's caught stealing. Have fun out there. 

 

If he breaks as soon as Kershaw throws to first, he'll get home before Gonzalez can get the throw to Grandal, right?

 

 

Jeff Baker: still bad.

 

 

Dee Gordon should start attempting a straight steal of home whenever he's on 3rd base now, because the Marlins's season is over.

 

 

Poor guy. It's his 103rd birthday and he has to meet David Samson. 

 

 

Poor guy. It's his 103rd birthday and he has to meet David Samson. 

 

"Can you pitch?" was pretty god damn hilarious, but it would have been better if he asked him if he could play right field. 

 

 

Life's too short to be spending it at Marlins Park watching the Marlins.

 

 

perfect bday present: "david, can we switch back to the teal?"

 

 

I wouldn't take the new jersey, I'd demand an old school one

 

 

For what it's worth, I really hope we win today just for that guy. 

 

 

Jeff Baker: still bad.

 

He's had a good season.  That is Kershaw out there today after all.

 

 

Fuck off, Rojas. You're supposed to make all the plays!

 

 

Dee's gonna vomit again.

 

 

Is Puig not healthy? Why hasn't he been playing?

 

 

Is Puig not healthy? Why hasn't he been playing?

 

Never mind.  Rich just answered my question.

 

 

He's had a good season.  That is Kershaw out there today after all.

 

You're right, he's actually been pretty solid this year. My bad. That was a rough at bat, but it's Kershaw like you said, so they're almost all rough at bats.

 

 

Does any other third baseman on our team make that into an out? 

 

Prado might. Solano and Dietrich definitely don't. Right?

 

 

Does any other third baseman on our team make that into an out? 

 

Prado might. Solano and Dietrich definitely don't. Right?

 

The answer is Sola...NO!

 

 

Does any other third baseman on our team make that into an out? 

 

Prado might. Solano and Dietrich definitely don't. Right?

 

It'd make for good entertainment dietrich trying to make that play though

 

 

I know TK has a good pitch count, but I think DJ needs to go capps/ramos for the 8th/9th. 

 

 

I know TK has a good pitch count, but I think DJ needs to go capps/ramos for the 8th/9th. 

 

I was gonna say the same thing.

 

I'm sure DJ will send TK for the complete game now. 

 

 

Dee's gonna vomit again.

 

The shitty season is catching up to him.  Maybe they should put Dee in the rotation, he might be a good "hurler"

 

 

Capps warming up. 

 

 

Does any other third baseman on our team make that into an out? 

 

Prado might. Solano and Dietrich definitely don't. Right?

 

It was a nice play.  Not sure if Prado makes that play.  The question is will he hit enough in the Majors?  The answer is, probably not.

 

 

Is Jhonatan still with the organization? If so, New Orleans is about to be Double Solano'd. It's like Double Jeopardy except it's not fun.