SCRAMBLES THE DEATH DEALER PRESENTS TO YOU!

 

THE OFFICIAL JULY 5TH 2015 GAME THREAD!

 

OF THE MIAMI MARLINS!

 

The pitching matchup for today ... IS! ...

 

... :

 

Mat "Scrambles ate the second T of my first name" Latos

 

vs

 

Kyle "not Jimi but if I wanted I could probably play guitar kinda well but I've got this baseball thing going and well you know how it is and besides my last name isn't spelled the same way as Jimi's but it sounds the same you know homonyms or homophones or homophobes whatever" Hendricks

 

The Cubs must lose today or SCRAMBLES WILL EAT CHICAGO!

 

SCRAMBLES HAS SPOKEN!

 

 

YEAH!

 

 

WHY IS COLE GILLESPIE GETTING SO MUCH PLAYING TIME AND HITTING 5TH TODAY?!?!?!?!?

 

Is this guy related to the Solano's???

 

 

WHY IS COLE GILLESPIE GETTING SO MUCH PLAYING TIME AND HITTING 5TH TODAY?!?!?!?!?

 

Is this guy related to the Solano's???

 

Hot hand? He has 3 doubles in 4 ABs. and he was riding a 12/30 before coming up.

 

 

Jeff Mathis is the worst player in baseball.

 

 

Jeff Mathis is the worst player in baseball.

 

Worse than Jhonatan Solano?

 

 

Worse than Jhonatan Solano?

 

Pretty much the same thing. 

 

 

Mathis is worse than Jhonatan because at least Jhonatan is related to Donovan Solano

 

 

Liking this Latos a lot better than earlier iterations that I've seen this year.

 

 

MathASS with the first out of the 3rd inning. 

 

 

This offense is a fucking farce.

 

And we didn't even face Lester and Arrieta. We have 3 runs in 21 innings. 

 

This has to be the worst offensive team for the Marlins in a long time, perhaps with the exception of 2013. 

 

 

Lets get some runs

 

 

What about trying to sign Latos to a nice 2 or 3 year deal with an option before trying to trade him?

 

Could get him for 11-12 million a year I think. Factor in no state tax as well and thats probably equal to 13-14 a year. 

 

 

What about trying to sign Latos to a nice 2 or 3 year deal with an option before trying to trade him?

 

Could get him for 11-12 million a year I think. Factor in no state tax as well and thats probably equal to 13-14 a year. 

 

Its possible

 

 

Lets get some runs

 

Yea those were the days Admin...

 

Yelich has been hot lately,rest of the team? Not so much

 

 

AFP: A Bour HR a necessity to avoid predicted 3-0 shutout.

 

 

Is that you, Michael a.k.a Scrambles

 

Oh look, we're getting no-hit, again.

 

Hey Queens

 

 

We look like we are getting no-hit but we have 2  :lol

 

 

In case Justin Bour hasn't noticed, the league has known for a while that he can't hit a changeup.

 

 

We stink on ice

 

Is that you, Michael a.k.a Scrambles

 

Oh look, we're getting no-hit, again.

 

Hey Queens

 

*waves flamboyantly*

 

 

Yessss, more strikeouts! We sure love 'em!

 

 

Menechino better get worried

 

How can any of you say Blaylock is ugly?  Blind people

 

 

As bad as Morse has been, I think we should put him in todays game. If we get lucky and he runs into one at windy city there will be some runs.

 

 

We stink on ice

 

*waves flamboyantly*

 

Is this Latos last start... what you hearing, bae?

 

 

Menechino better get worried

 

How can any of you say Blaylock is ugly?  Blind people

 

She has her days.