man ichiro...what a dude

 

We don't know what he identifies as

 

 

Hey Stanton K'd

 

 

Stanton smh

 

 

Hey Stanton K'd

 

that's odd

 

 

GLAD you are here>

 

 

You too bud. No losing tonight. 

 

TK is going to be in Big Salad form tonight. 

 

 

You too bud. 

 

get a room

 

 

 

TK is going to be in Big Salad form tonight. 

 

is that good or bad?

 

 

I think we're alone now

 

Is that the title of your sex memoirs?

 

 

get a room

 

Only if you join? I call dibs on big spoon

 

 

Is that the title of your sex memoirs?

 

Ha Ha Ha

 

 

"Don't worry Stanton OPS will be at .900"

 

and

 

"Stanton will turn it around. I'm not worried at all!"

 

 

is that good or bad?

 

Big Salad good?

 

Tossed Salad not good?

 

 

Shortest memoir of all time

 

Ha Ha Ha

 

 

Big Salad good?

 

Tossed Salad not good?

 

could go either way in my book

 

 

could go either way in my book

 

Why are you writing a book on that?

 

 

Stanton needs to change his tooth paste or deodorant.

 

Or start hitting....

 

23 hits left in him this year. Make them matter.

 

 

Why are you writing a book on that?

 

what about your book

 

 

nice inning tossed salad

 

 

You have downs

 

Didn't get a hit thus far did he?

 

 

Didn't get a hit thus far did he?

 

He's been up one time

 

 

Another prediction. 250 strikeouts

 

 

"I'd like to register a complaint! It's about this bird, umm, I mean outfielder, which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. What's wrong with him? He's dead, that's what's wrong with him!"

 

 

Another prediction. 250 strikeouts

 

... even at his current pace (which won't last) he'd K 194 times

 

 

Sad that you've turned this corner where you seem to be actively routing against Stanton just so you can feel you're "right" about something short term.

 

I want him to hit 60hrs and drive in 120 RBIs. Squall I like you and everything but you can't speak for me.

 

 

get a room

 

ROFLMAO