Piazza31 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 If we were to build a wall to keep some former and current Marlins away from Marlins Park, who are we keeping away? We will get [uSER=5078]@pollyvonwog[/uSER]to build the wall. It'll be a beautiful wall. It will be the best wall to keep these "Players" from sullying our great ballpark during this All Star Year. You're gonna love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 I submit a vote for Heath Bell, Jorge Julio and Donovan and Jhonathan Solano. Heath Bell set this fanbase back for years and brought us the two Fuck Face Solano's, who I consider to be the face of Miami Marlins 2012-2015 Mediocrity. Jorge Julio because fuck that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Fernando Rodney and Andrew Cashner for sure. Throw in that clown Jeff Baker too. How did Heath Bell bring us the Solanos??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 Fernando Rodney and Andrew Cashner for sure. Throw in that clown Jeff Baker too. How did Heath Bell bring us the Solanos??? He sucked so bad, Ozzie wanted to see what Donovan had. Donovan then connived his brother onto the team I bet, with the same dirty photos of ozzie dessed as castro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 i can't hate on either of the Solano's because they at least tried and didn't blame others or run their mouths about how awesome they are. Don't get me wrong, they were not big league talent and should never have been up as long as they were but they weren't complete asshats like some other notorious players we've had pass through. For me a permanent ban means they need to be awful and be a complete tool in the clubhouse. I'm adding Latos to this perma-ban list and I almost want to add Hanley because for as great as we all knew he was (as did he) he was one lazy POS and put zero effort into anything and got by on talent alone and whined when a coach would call him out. He could have been so much better - and that's saying something because he was pretty damned good most of the time as it was. I'd also like to ban the people that officially made the decision to take Tommy away from us = ( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 i can't hate on either of the Solano's because they at least tried and didn't blame others or run their mouths about how awesome they are. Don't get me wrong, they were not big league talent and should never have been up as long as they were but they weren't complete asshats like some other notorious players we've had pass through. For me a permanent ban means they need to be awful and be a complete tool in the clubhouse. I'm adding Latos to this perma-ban list and I almost want to add Hanley because for as great as we all knew he was (as did he) he was one lazy POS and put zero effort into anything and got by on talent alone and whined when a coach would call him out. He could have been so much better - and that's saying something because he was pretty damned good most of the time as it was. I'd also like to ban the people that officially made the decision to take Tommy away from us = ( I hate what they stood for (the mediocre years), and the fact that everytime I looked up it felt like Donovan was at bat in a big moment. Hanley is a good one. Fuck that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Hanley can't be banned. For all the shit he brought he was still one of our best players ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taiwanmarlin Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Hanley can't be banned. For all the shit he brought he was still one of our best players ever. But he hates us and loves Boston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 But he hates us and loves Boston. I don't think he hates us. I'm sure he's talked crap about Fredi and Loria and whatever garbage he went through here. Doesn't mean he hated his marlins time. I'm sure he's got a lot of good memories here. We gave him his big break and he took full advantage of it at the beginning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taiwanmarlin Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 I don't think he hates us. I'm sure he's talked crap about Fredi and Loria and whatever garbage he went through here. Doesn't mean he hated his marlins time. I'm sure he's got a lot of good memories here. We gave him his big break and he took full advantage of it at the beginning. To correct it,what I would like to say was he didn't do his best as a Marlins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 I don't think he hates us. I'm sure he's talked crap about Fredi and Loria and whatever garbage he went through here. Doesn't mean he hated his marlins time. I'm sure he's got a lot of good memories here. We gave him his big break and he took full advantage of it at the beginning. That guy was a piece of shit. I've told the story about the season holder event where he refused to sign a game used bat someone bought from the Community Foundation and after everyoen involved w the marlins begged him to do it he finally signed "GR2 Not For Sale" I have a baseball that says "g2" on it that was used in the 2008 ASG, ruined it. Never mind how he treated his own manager, he had disdain for everyone on this team and around it- from the fans to the manager. He literally only liked Loria, and thats because his check came from him. Much like a sugar baby and her daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 you pricks already pick the good names, how bout jarrod saltalamacchia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 you pricks already pick the good names, how bout jarrod saltalamacchia That's a good one, but was he ever really expected to do much? I'd probably go with Ramon Castro over Salty. He was supposed to be THE guy on the 04 World Series defending team and he ended up with turf toe didn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Yep, a definite wall for Ramon Castro- what a scumbag and my oh my has times changed. He accepted a plea agreement where he pled guilty for a year of probation. http://old.post-gazette.com/localnews/20031106castrolocal5p5.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 I'd say Salty was a bigger bust than Castro because we knew Castro would be a downgrade from Pudge. Salty was supposed to solidify the catchers spot for a few years and didn't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 We should only ban former Marlins players who aren't STEM types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricOwens! Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Jorge Cantu and Alfredo Amezaga Sent from my Z981 using Marlins mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 That's a good one, but was he ever really expected to do much? I'd probably go with Ramon Castro over Salty. He was supposed to be THE guy on the 04 World Series defending team and he ended up with turf toe didn't he? The nomination of Ramon Castro its damn good one, I've never want to see that fat ass inside the ball park ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Miguel Olivo for going Tyson , fck that fat ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrchainsaw Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Jorge Sosa Leo Juan Oviedo Carlos Nunez Jeff Mathis Logan Morrison Ed Lucas (lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 The nomination of Ramon Castro its damn good one, I've never want to see that fat ass inside the ball park ever again He'll be back this year for one of the former Marlins autograph signings and to throw out the first pitch while a pigeon fly's around trapped for three hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Jorge Sosa Leo Juan Oviedo Carlos Nunez Jeff Mathis Logan Morrison Ed Lucas (lol) Morrison? What'd he do? He was always pretty engaging with fans from what I saw- a bit too much but he seemed cool enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrchainsaw Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 LoMo got caught looking to end the final game at Sun Life. I'm still bitter about that. Also, he sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Public urinator Say what? lol. The Final Game at sunlife sucked, but Piazza waved at me and I got a chubby from a redhead a few rows down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza31 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Foound this while trying to find Lomo's pee pee...... Ed Luca's wife is selling Lomo's home. No wonder Eddie is back in Miami. http://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/logan-morrison-selling-florida-home/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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