It's a run!

 

 

The Marlins are fighting! 

 

 

That was amazing 

 

 

Anderson!!

 

 

Go Coop

 

 

Woof. what a misplay

 

 

All tied up!

 

 

COOPA! WE TIED, Y'ALL

 

 

fat boy schwaber making two mistake

 

 

One mo' run and we get Papayon

 

 

fat boy schwaber making two mistake

 

Skinny* fat boy Schwarber.

 

 

Nice catch by Heyward.

 

 

Yes!  Bring in Cishek.

 

he might cry

 

 

The offense has looked pretty good all game while the pitching has struggled. So nothing has changed except being a lot cheaper team. 

 

 

This is nothing new though really.

 

Still dude it’s fucking opening day. You’d figure these idiots in this city would put their vape machines down and come to the game. 

 

 

That was a lot of fun.

 

 

Still dude it’s fucking opening day. You’d figure these idiots in this city would put their vape machines down and come to the game. 

 

You have obviously never vaped!

 

(I never have either)

 

 

The offense has looked pretty good all game while the pitching has struggled. So nothing has changed except being a lot cheaper team. 

 

yeah, you're right. this offense is definitely as good as one with Stanton, Yelich, and Ozuna in it.

 

 

yeah, you're right. this offense is definitely as good as one with Stanton, Yelich, and Ozuna in it.

 

And that team had a losing record so who gives a shit?

 

 

And that team had a losing record so who gives a shit?

 

i dunno. Realmuto probably

 

 

yeah, you're right. this offense is definitely as good as one with Stanton, Yelich, and Ozuna in it.

 

I was joking and that team had a losing record anyways. 

 

 

You have obviously never vaped!

 

(I never have either)

 

Lol nope. Referencing the typical MIAMI guy who wears a dolphins shirt and cap to Denny’s, drives an all black Dodge Charger and still listens to only Tupac. 

 

 

I love people who keep romanticizing a group of players that had losing seasons every year.

 

 

I love people who keep romanticizing a group of players that had losing seasons every year.

 

you can't stop me from romanticizing Stanton. just don't look at me while i'm doing it

 

 

That's about right.