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Are Jeter's Marlins Becoming Satanic?

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I never heard of these guys, are they just making people up?

 

That's a hilarious thought. The media gets together and decides to make up fake names to make the Marlins look bad. Come to think of it they could probably make up an All Star major league player and say Jeter traded him and I bet you casual fans will get upset.

 

Imagine that, nobody really knows our players anyways right?... "Marlins continue their fire sale, they just traded OF Mitch O'Reilly to the Reds even though he was in the midst of a 7 game hitting streak" ...I guarantee you the comments on social media will be hilariously bad! 

 

 

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That's a hilarious thought. The media gets together and decides to make up fake names to make the Marlins look bad. Come to think of it they could probably make up an All Star major league player and say Jeter traded him and I bet you casual fans will get upset.

 

Imagine that, nobody really knows our players anyways right?... "Marlins continue their fire sale, they just traded OF Mitch O'Reilly to the Reds even though he was in the midst of a 7 game hitting streak" ...I guarantee you the comments on social media will be hilariously bad! 

 

"MIAMI- the Florida (is that right? no one fact check me please) Marlins have traded LHP Rigoberto Pantuflas, SS Jesmikkles Washingtana, OF Darkwing Duck, 3B Cashiel Considerations, and C Roberto Roberts to the Yankees for a 1% share in the stock of the minor league Tampa Tarpons and a pair of pliers to be named later." 

 

 

That's a hilarious thought. The media gets together and decides to make up fake names to make the Marlins look bad. Come to think of it they could probably make up an All Star major league player and say Jeter traded him and I bet you casual fans will get upset.

 

Imagine that, nobody really knows our players anyways right?... "Marlins continue their fire sale, they just traded OF Mitch O'Reilly to the Reds even though he was in the midst of a 7 game hitting streak" ...I guarantee you the comments on social media will be hilariously bad! 

 

not sure there are many, if any, casual fans on this board who would actually see this

 

 

not sure there are many, if any, casual fans on this board who would actually see this

 

Hmm, think you misread how I phrased it. I didn't say the casual fans were here. I said I bet "you" as in reference to the guy I was replying too. 

 

 

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