So this is our guys' fifth or sixth time facing Bumgarner in a week and we're still putting asstacular swings on him?

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Oh shit that kid's got a fuckin' chameleon, guys!

Can he hit?

 

3 minutes ago, Ema2R said:

Can we trade Cooper for him? 🥺🙏🏻

I'm like 98% certain he's not entirely human. We've yet to see him with a bead of sweat when pitching no matter how deep into a game. The other night he literally swing one handed on a bad pitch and hit the effing wall in right center

Edited May 12, 20215 yr by hovertical

Just now, CyggyMarlin said:

Can he hit?

He can LOOK like he can hit!

Aguilar I love it, do more of that shit.

ok, drive him in and tie it now, please.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Aguilar I love it, do more of that shit.

The rest of the lineup needs to do more of that shit

Just now, CyggyMarlin said:

The rest of the lineup needs to do more of that shit

(chanting) MORE OF THAT SHIT! (clap clap clapclapclap) MORE OF THAT SHIT! (clap clap clapclapclap)

ugh

Instead Cooper does more of his own shit.

Just now, CyggyMarlin said:

The rest of the lineup needs to do more of that shit

Arepas with laxatives?

Just now, Michael said:

(chanting) MORE OF THAT SHIT! (clap clap clapclapclap) MORE OF THAT SHIT! (clap clap clapclapclap)

 

Well, Coop gave more shit, that's for sure.

This team needs an enema

Angels relievers give up 4 runs in the bottom of the 8th to likely blow the game lol. Can't wait until we trade for Slegers or Claudio

There we go.

Just now, hovertical said:

Angels relievers give up 4 runs in the bottom of the 8th to likely blow the game lol. Can't wait until we trade for Slegers or Claudio

Now why would we do that?

Why is Coop batting 3rd? What has he done to deserve that? I know that other guys have not performed, but Coop has been Brinson 2018-2019 level bad. We never had him bat 3rd back then and the offense was worse then.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Now why would we do that?

We're cursed lol

That ball found Andy's glove.

Just now, FishFan95 said:

Why is Coop batting 3rd? What has he done to deserve that? I know that other guys have not performed, but Coop has been Brinson 2018-2019 level bad. We never had him bat 3rd back then and the offense was worse then.

Mon Dattingly.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

Mon Dattingly.

Can he hit?

Just now, hovertical said:

Can he hit?

In the mid 80s he sure could.

Just now, Michael said:

In the mid 80s he sure could.

So we could put him in on days when we're facing junkballers that give us fits?

Alright, Andy is trying WAY too hard right now.

Maybe we should send him down ...

Everything is falling apart, guys.