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In this song, Kim Petras says, "it's going to be" then calls for a former Marlins utility player??

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2 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

Wrong. I want the lockout to never end, these threads are amazing

Yeah, especially the ones of "handsomest player " and "ugliest player".

3 hours ago, marlinsmaniac said:

I miss those uniforms and that branding soooo bad

Maybe it's nostalgia, but they're still handsome, classy looking uniforms.

7 hours ago, rmc523 said:

Maybe it's nostalgia, but they're still handsome, classy looking uniforms.

They had pinstripes which were very “baseball”, the font with the tail from the letter S Underlining the word was very “baseball”. It just felt like a classic baseball uniform through and through. And the black ones? My pants get shorter just thinking of them lol 

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7 hours ago, marlinsmaniac said:

They had pinstripes which were very “baseball”, the font with the tail from the letter S Underlining the word was very “baseball”. It just felt like a classic baseball uniform through and through. And the black ones? My pants get shorter just thinking of them lol 

You should get pants that fit!

2 hours ago, SongInTheAir said:

You should get pants that fit!

they fit, what happened is that looking at the jersey gave me such a strong erection that it pushed the front of my pants forward. In accordance with Newton’s law of boners, the length of the pants, having an inversely proportional relationship to the crotch distance, was shortened. 

its genius shit, you really wouldn’t understand...

5 hours ago, marlinsmaniac said:

they fit, what happened is that looking at the jersey gave me such a strong erection that it pushed the front of my pants forward. In accordance with Newton’s law of boners, the length of the pants, having an inversely proportional relationship to the crotch distance, was shortened. 

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On 12/22/2021 at 3:27 PM, marlinsmaniac said:

they fit, what happened is that looking at the jersey gave me such a strong erection that it pushed the front of my pants forward. In accordance with Newton’s law of boners, the length of the pants, having an inversely proportional relationship to the crotch distance, was shortened. 

its genius shit, you really wouldn’t understand...

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