Lizard on the mound looking for the sweep

Play with one ball! 

5 minutes ago, Michael said:

Play with one ball! 

What do I do with my other hand now?

44 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

What do I do with my other hand now?

I have an idea

12 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

I have an idea

This is a safe space so please share with the group 

4 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

What do I do with my other hand now?

Dont go hating on the shaft now.

Taking marlins W and lizard 6+ ks parlay folks

7 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Taking marlins W and lizard 6+ ks parlay folks

Thanks for the heads up

 

Lineup today.

 

Facing a lefty. Arraez getting day off to rest his finger I presume.

Jazz 6th. Garcia the Designated Strikeouter.

Berti and Hampson today's middle infield. Fun!

Avi batting ahead of Jazz looooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll

 

although Jazz has been pretty meh with the bat this year overall - just not Avi bad.

9 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Avi batting ahead of Jazz looooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll

 

although Jazz has been pretty meh with the bat this year overall - just not Avi bad.

Jazz against lefties is avi esque unfortunately 

9 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Avi batting ahead of Jazz looooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll

 

although Jazz has been pretty meh with the bat this year overall - just not Avi bad.

Against lefties he's kinda been Avi bad.

 

.105 w/ an OPS of .296 and 7 K in 22 PA.

Just now, Michael said:

Against lefties he's kinda been Avi bad.

 

.105 w/ an OPS of .296 and 7 K in 22 PA.

Jinx you owe me a hand job

as good as Arraez has been I almost wish they'd just put him on the 10 day to let his finger really heal so it doesn't cause a bigger issue down the road - almost wish that.....that said they'd probably lose most games without his bat at this juncture so suck it up buttercup.

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

buttercup

What is a buttercup? Is it a cup of butter? Is it like Reese's?

37 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Taking marlins W and lizard 6+ ks parlay folks

as long as Lizard goes 6 innings as well. 

6 minutes ago, Michael said:

Against lefties he's kinda been Avi bad.

 

.105 w/ an OPS of .296 and 7 K in 22 PA.

Donnie would have kept Jazz hitting leadoff. 

2 minutes ago, Das Texan said:

Donnie would have kept Jazz hitting leadoff. 

Don would have benched Jazz. Which, given those numbers, would actually be the right move.

Just now, Michael said:

Don would have benched Jazz. Which, given those numbers, would actually be the right move.

I have my reservations about that.

Not being the right move, just the benching. 

4 minutes ago, Das Texan said:

Not being the right move, just the benching. 

This is the same guy that once pinch hit Jacob Stallings for Jazz so he would definitely bench Jazz.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

This is the same guy that once pinch hit Jacob Stallings for Jazz so he would definitely bench Jazz.

nah.

He would start Jazz and then pinch hit for him in the 4th inning and fuck over the bench in the process. 

3 minutes ago, Das Texan said:

nah.

He would start Jazz and then pinch hit for him in the 4th inning and fuck over the bench in the process. 

Not as bad with bench issues there with the DH but yes, he would also do that.

A pair of punchies to start, not great.

But welcome to the big leagues, Mr. Allen.