John F Kerry

Congrats to a fellow senator who couldn't get elected president.

You're can't be on celebrity, as you are no longer a celebrity. I'm the new Senator who couldn't beat the incumbent in the presidential election around here now.

It is an honour to hear from you, President Clinton. You were truley the greatest our country has seen since the first JFK. Al you are a disgrace to our party. You shamefully let the Republicans steal Florida while I simply let them win it.

I personally think i'm the hottest celebrity on this site. 956375[/snapback] I'm going to have to disagree with you.

I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular.? 955389[/snapback] Well, we all know which Senator user has the best hair. 955439[/snapback] Looking for some underaged fun, John? Just PM me. I won't tell Teresa. 955458[/snapback] I don't swing that way, unlike Dick Cheney's daughter, who's gay.

I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular. 955389[/snapback] Well, we all know which Senator user has the best hair.

So once I was playing football, and

You think living with a ghost is scary? Try getting in bed with Teresa every night. Thinking about all that money is all that keeps me going.

Any station that interviews me is a fine television station for John Kerry's America.

The 1960's, it started an age of liberalism and the Kennedy administration started a long era of the Democrats controlling the Senate. Also, I won 3 Purple Hearts.

Madden. I usually enjoy throwing touchdowns as George Favre at Lambert Field.

Mr. President, I heard something on Conan that you fell down stairs or something of the sort.? Are you okay? 843779[/snapback] Thanks for your concern. I am okay. I just took a nasty spill. This happens regularly actually when I mountain bike. This is how important fitness is to me. 844020[/snapback] Trust me, falling off a bike is nothing compared to dealing with Teresa after being defeated in the election.

I want to make it clear that I am not in favor of legalizing gay marriage, despite what my former opponent wants the American people to believe.

As a long suffering Red Sox fan, who was at the game in 1986 when the Steve Buckner let the ball go between his legs, I want to see my team get home field advantage in the world series to win a second superbowl. I'm sure my favorite, Manny Ortiz, will allow the AL to win victory the way I could not in November.

This is an obvious propaganda by the Bush administration to help Bush gain support for Jeb in 2008.

:lol ill throw one for dubya - born in the U S A 845338[/snapback] Ah yes, Bruce. A good liberal artist and one of my greatest supporters.

How about a visit from another Senator who never became president?

Great, the last thing we need is another southern voter.

If only those on the liberal-left and right-wing can read this post. After all, we are all Americans. 842021[/snapback] But not all of us are Americans who won 3 purple hearts Mr. I didn't fight in Vietnam.

George Bush lied to this country. 842012[/snapback] Just remember Chin Boy I won the election. :thumbup 842019[/snapback] As I recall Al Gore won the popular vote in 2000. And this election was clearly decided by christians going out to vote against gay marriage. :mischief

George Bush lied to this country.

Running on the sand dunes can really strengthen your glutes. 841993[/snapback] Running on the White House compound really clears my head during these tough times. 842000[/snapback] I used to enjoy running until I ran for president.

I have no other accounts.... 809386[/snapback] I have 3 purple hearts.

I have to go with Tupac to make myself "cool" so I can get more support in 2008.

I believe Paul McCartney, when asked about his feelings on Bush's victory, responded "I wanted the other guy to win." As the other guy, I give my vote to Paul McCartney's band, The Doors.