Piazza31

Anibal isn't going anywhere, he's staying and I see a contract coming up for him and Z. Gaby, Coghlan, Peterson, Cousins, Buck, Hayes, a few MR's, Dominguez, Skipworth, Fernandez, are our bargaining chips. I'm not sure where to though. We should have went after Youk for 1B.

Hanley should have a better attitude overall and should be batting at or above .300, but he's a dick and bats 260. His talent and his history havent been relevant in 3 years. He needs to focus on either making contact, or making powerful meaningful contact. If he bats 260 with 20 home runs, he's a bust and no better then Ian Stewart and Chase Headly in my opinion. He's a lazy defender and has a piss poor approach at the plate.

That's it, I'm starting a game thread for the upcoming 20 games. Someone PM me the rules on posting it.

I'd love nothing more then to see the Marlins trade Hanley for David Wright and a prospect. Wright is a class act, and deserves better then the Mets have treated him. Heck, I'd even trade Hanley for the rest of the season of Wright.

I can't stand the f***ing guy-- but I respect his talent and root for him because he's a Marlin. Once he's on another team, I'll dislike him as much as Miggy and Uggla. Both of those guys are cocksuckers as far as I'm concerned. One signed a Deal with the Braves which was the same as the Marlins offer, and Miggy was fat and told if he lost weight he'd get his contract. Then he lost weight after beign traded to DET,

I think this is where you messed up. Erick is our Fat Jonah Hill who's the one finding trash and turning it into treasure No, we need him as our bat boy. Our trash treasure finder will be MiaFLSurf, since he knows best. Piazza31, I'm shifting you to bullpen coach. Benched is the new hitting coach. Even better, I'm not fired and I can ask women to press their boobs against the clevelander glass..... Painted ofcourse

"Good try?" Well you gave it your best Mike. Maybe next week big guy. To bad neither of us have a clue what your tryin for, lol Maybe I should try to buy the Fish. I'll hire Old Timer as the GM, Piazza31 as the hitting coach, miamibaseball as the manager [or "manger" as he calls it] and Rabbethan as the bench coach. How could you forget BroncoBob as head scout? And replace Billy with Tyler Perry. Solid blueprint. Ah, right, of course. Erick will be our bat boy. I think this is where you messed up. Erick is our Fat Jonah Hill who's the one finding trash and turning it into treasure

"Good try?" Well you gave it your best Mike. Maybe next week big guy. To bad neither of us have a clue what your tryin for, lol Maybe I should try to buy the Fish. I'll hire Old Timer as the GM, Piazza31 as the hitting coach, miamibaseball as the manager [or "manger" as he calls it] and Rabbethan as the bench coach. I concur, but how many times would I be fired before I show up to work?

I'll sh*t on all of you. How much do you charge for said service. Well, for comparison, I charge $28.40 per person, although $100 for a group of 4. Whats the cost to engage in a Pissing Match with you?

Jesus- This is getting depressing. I may kill someone now.

Who the hell are the Canes? Never heard of them Oh wait, I think I barely remember them now. Yeah, they used to be good....A LONG TIME AGO!!! Not big on college football, but I think it's hilarious how you say this as if the Gators were worth sh*t anymore I bet you anything that everyone in this country has heard of the Gators regardless of whether they like college football, or even football in general. Now ask them if they've ever heard of the Canes, and probably 1/3 of them (or more) won't have a clue as to what you are talking about. Go Gators!!! I would bet you anything that's not the case at all. Two points- one- no he never change his name to Llama, and still feel he should. Two. The Gators are a pimple on the Miami Hurricanes ass when it comes to worldwide and national recognition. The Bad Boy Miami Hurricanes of the 80's are still celebrated and internationally renowned, and will forever be because of their rivalry with Notre Dame "Catholics vs Convicts" series. The gators are popular because it Tim Tebow. I bet you 3 of 4 people know who the Miami Hurricanes are (neg of pos) and 1 of three know who the gators are. Easiest way to distinguish that is to eliminate the university portion of their names and ask "Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators". Most won't even know UF has the gator as a mascot. As far as international respectability for academics and not mascots- id say it's a tie.

No. I really want to hear more about his life story. I'm oddly fascinated by his lack of a sense of humor. I mean, how can one man with so much education and importance not comprehend a obvious joke. Please, do tell me more. And Marlins still has jinxed us. He's my Goat.

Maybe we can hear his full biography too.

I'm so sorry, did I touch a nerve joking about some random age? I could give two shits about your life story. I saw the words doctorette and son in that post. Congratulations on your never ending achievements and your insecurities about what some random dickhead on a Marlins Message Board jokes. But in the interest of allowing you to finally be an extrovert for the first time in your life... PS. I smell better then you, screw better then you, have a bigger PeePee then you and work less and make more money then you. Oh, and I've owned my house since I was 19 Now someone get me my damn flute and little orange singers Enjoy. Can you go to jail for causing someone to inflict bodily pain on themselves over the internet?

Marlins Jinxed us again. That is getting so old by now. We are not the Cubs who are still whining about that man, even though it wasn't his fault that the team lost because the Cubs are just more pathetic than us. Marlins said a dumb thing at the wrong time, but it is not his fault that our team is so terrible that we can't win more than a single game. When you turned 35, did you mom just throw you out the house because your old? No, she held onto you, because your all she's got. You just can't give up on something because it's old, if that was the case grandma and grandpa would have been sent back home on Christmas. Real mature. You get called out for continuing that BS against Marlins, so your last resort is to insult me to make yourself feel better. Not that it matters much, but since you brought up the subject of my life to try to insult me....I am 27 years old, and I bought my own house when I was 23 years old. I am married to the woman of my dreams, have a two year old son with her, and I earned my doctorate at 26 years of age from the University of Florida. So, what have you done with your life that I should be envious about? If I had to guess, nothing! Next time you feel like putting someone down by trying to belittle them, you may want to rethink it before you open your mouth and sound like an idiot. Also, you have no business trying to insult the memory of someone's grandparents. Grow up. I'm so sorry, did I touch a nerve joking about some random age? I could give two shits about your life story. I saw the words doctorette and son in that post. Congratulations on your never ending achievements and your insecurities about what some random dickhead on a Marlins Message Board jokes. But in the interest of allowing you to finally be an extrovert for the first time in your life... PS. I smell better then you, screw better then you, have a bigger PeePee then you and work less and make more money then you. Oh, and I've owned my house since I was 19 Now someone get me my damn flute and little orange singers Enjoy.

I think this was the last of cogs as a marlin. I think j.p arencibia is available. He's from Miami I wouldn't mind him if he's cheap, but there's no way we are going to go after him. My opinion is CC and Hayes is cheap.

I may go. Not too sure.

Marlins Jinxed us again. That is getting so old by now. We are not the Cubs who are still whining about that man, even though it wasn't his fault that the team lost because the Cubs are just more pathetic than us. Marlins said a dumb thing at the wrong time, but it is not his fault that our team is so terrible that we can't win more than a single game. When you turned 35, did you mom just throw you out the house because your old? No, she held onto you, because your all she's got. You just can't give up on something because it's old, if that was the case grandma and grandpa would have been sent back home on Christmas.

Marlins Jinxed us again.

What ever happened to predictibility? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV. Karl Malone? Insurance Salesman last I heard.

There. Curse over. Everybody happy now. Blind squirrels find nuts once in a while, even Penguins.

So Hanley, Reyes, AND Stanton are all getting pitched around? :lol Yes you f***ing moron. That's not very nice. Wear it.

Will someone please go to Hialeah, purchase a sacrificial chicken from some voodoo store, and remove the curse for us. That way Marlins can keep his name, the llamas of the world are not offended, and our team gets back on track. Quadruple Post! Ozzies tried, they wont sell him chickens until Marlins is Llama'd.

This team is on fire! I'm all in favor of llama punishment. Kuzco. Let's Llama him!

where is the infamous jinx post exactly anyway? It was such a jinx it has since been sacrificed. It was a whole thread.