Mr. Teal

With the retarded exception of Delgado, isn't Gregg our highest paid player? He's certainly earning those millions.

Miller BLOWS.

Miller's clearly due for an outstanding start (his previous game against the Braves with Detroit was impressive). Bennett is just getting over the flu, so I'm liking the possibility of our offense chasing him out early. Go Miller! Go Sickness! Go Fish!

I'm extremely proud of Olsen and the changes he's made. Much credit due to Wiley. Now let's get him some run support!

Glad that's over. I sincerely hope we don't get shutout by the Nats. Let's hope that miserable first half lights a fire under the collective ass of this team.

Stop the bleeding, Fredi!

Hope he enjoys the minors. Can't wait to see Volstad's stuff.

Andrew Miller blows.

In the immortal words of T. Rex: "Get it on, bang a gong, get it on." Go Fish! P.S. Let's start some female game thread magic.

Go Fish! Let's hope that arthritic shoulder of Smoltz's finally fails him today.

GO FISH! Keep up that gameday magic, Erick.

Wes Helms is no Rick Astley. He's already let us down.

If we bring up Volstad, the same hard luck that has fallen on VandenHurk and Miller will affect him, too. Miller did just enough to warrant at least another start, and I think we'll all be pleasantly surprised by his next outing.

The eye surgery clearly paying off for Hendrickson. Keep it up, big guy!

Awesome job, Beetle. Let's start this season off right! GO FISH!!!!

Joe Nelson for closer. Gregg has really been sucking lately. If someone takes over his job it would probably be Tank or Lindy. Regardless, he's been less than impressive lately.

He and his massive pay raise can go elsewhere.

Joe Nelson for closer. Gregg has really been sucking lately.

Hit - Ramirez Double - Ramirez Triple - Amezaga HR - Cantu RBI - Hermida Run Scored - Ramirez Stolen Base - Ramirez Caught Stealing - De Aza Error - Cantu Win - J. Miller

Just go to mlb.com/mlb/gameday The links are all on the right-hand side.

Thanks for the Gameday link, Admin. Go Marlins!

Awesome outing by Hernandez. Gave up two homeruns. 6-0 Cards.

I hate the Cardinals almost as much as I hate the Phillies.

McPherson grounds out to end the inning. Let's hope Nolasco can keep the good times going.

Nice double by the Hammer.