Mr. Teal

"Lowered Expectations"

Pat Rapp

WPB

"The Golden Age" by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. Hate Heineken, love their choice of background music.

Movies about zany body-switching hijinks. I get it, Hollywood. It would be crazy. Move on.

If part of the problem is the lack of veteran leadership (as Edwin says), why the f*** is Wes Helms still in the big leagues? Maybe we're not taking this as literally as we should. Maybe we need an actual war vet.

So, even-keeled Edwin's tossing furniture around the clubhouse, Hanley's having his head stroked softly by a shrink, and neither act is resulting in wins? Shocking.

Completely ignoring the Fish is pretty much impossible at this point in my life. I've invested far too much time in the team, through good times and bad, to not watch the games or, at the very least, check out the box score of even the most embarrassing losses.

I assume he's going to pay for these remarks, right?

LoMo- "My Kinda Party" by Jason Aldean

"Best Or Bust" "A Means To An End" "Possibly Slightly Better Attendance In Anticipation Of New Ballpark (Possibly)" "Fished Or Famine" "Trophy Fish"

Does anyone know which areas have padded seats at Sun Life? The best available tickets for the Pirates series are in "FOUNDERS CLUB HOME PLATE PRICE LEVEL 2," and for $95 each, I'm assuming they are. Also, is there a better place to buy tickets than the team website, or is that the most reliable option? Thanks.

Is the Marlins' website or mlb.com not working for anyone else? Every time I try to sign on to MLB TV during the game, I can't get on to either page.

I've been trying to decide which player's jersey I want for a couple weeks, but Gaby just made that decision a lot easier. Great reaction from a great player.

This happened 3 weeks ago. He's already started 3 games. He's organizational depth. But that's what was said about Hensley last year, so we'll see if he has anything in the tank. I knew it was older news, but I didn't see it reported in the minor league forum. I thought about Hensley when I read the blurb, too.

Via MLB Trade Rumors The Marlins turned to Tom Mastny in their search for relievers, signing the former Indian out of the Atlantic League. Mastny, 29, posted a 6.13 ERA in 94 innings with Cleveland from 2006-08. This is a minor league transaction, but I thought it was worth noting here, as we were all curious as to who they'd turn to.

I'm sure this question has been asked many times, but why am I (currently less than an hour from Orlando) not able to see this game? I don't think a repeat of Fight Science is as entertaining as a Marlins game.

Mets just signed this guy to improve defense. Looks promising. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabx27I_8A8

What happened? GameDay froze. Gaby laid down a bunt, but Niese made a poor throw. 3-0 right now, still 0 outs, with runners in 2nd and 3rd. Niese might be hurt, he's out of the game now Thanks, pal. Only game I'm able to watch out here is the Yankees-Twins, with both teams' defensive skills being harped on every inning. Glad we're playing the hapless Mets.

What happened? GameDay froze.

...and Willingham continues to haunt the Fish. Great.

Bases loaded with no outs and we only get one run on a sac fly. That's going to need to change.

Cantu with the sac fly! Tie game!

Atta boy, Wes. Let's get something going, guys.

Third single for Coghlan today. Hope he's finally getting into a groove. Clippard's got some good numbers. C'mon, Wes! Rally time!