mrchainsaw

What the hell is a Lake Bachar What the hell is an Anthony Veneziano What the fuck is a Josh Simpson

A+++ for effort though

Don't worry, my name is a reference to a song that's totally not about using chainsaws. I have never used, nor owned, a chainsaw. Nothing to see here.

WHAT? HOW? WE MUST BURN DOWN LOANDEPOT PARK AT ONCE

So we're all emo kids?

91, unless one of the 754 AAA pitchers we've called up is already using it

Come on man, just take the field, hear the roar of the crowd. Trust me, you'll soar

Also A Kitchen with that sweet, sweet 12.27 ERA

Whew! I don't know how I would survive without this board while I'm slacking off at the office. LET'S PLAY BALL IT'S GAME DAYYYYYY

Strikeouts base hits DOOBLE PLAYS

Catch our moves?

Call him up you cowards. I wanna see all the fun players the last month of this wasted season.

0-1 last night with a K in a pinch hit appearance. #scrub #failure #FuckJeter (are we still doing that? I say yes.)

Aw man, X is hurt now, this sucks

He will regress to the mean. I am willing to bet my mom's house on it.

Dude Gaby Sanchez and Clay Hensley left years ago

He's a Daddy Dix piece from the Rays organization, hell yes he's better than anyone

I haven't paid much attention the last couple weeks; have the marlins finally had a quality start?

Wait wait wait, three weeks ago half this board was insisting we are now a "fringe playoff team" NEXT YEAR after the deadline moves, so which is it?!?!

Man Uggla was so damn fun to watch during his juicing days.

Give him $572 billion and make him permanent Opening Day starter.

Wow, I hadn't heard that. Pretty wild. P.S. I am serious. And don't call me surely.