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First we have the, Ramp Lamp! - Can adjust light to turn on whenever he is online! Built in Clap On/Clap Off feature!

 

Another fine item we'd like to introduce...Fritz Spritz! - this lab tested fragrence will surely come in handy! After those long games being surrounded by beer, smoke, and sweaty fans, A little Dab 'ill Do Ya... Spritz on a little Fritz Spritz Body Spray to immediatly neautralize bacteria causing oders! And you're ready for that hot date!

 

 

Now that you smell mainly!! i mean Manly...it's time to look the part too!! Want to lure the ladies your way!! How does Admin do it!? Pick up a "If You Have Any More Questions, Please Visit My Website" T-Shirt...with an autographed caricature of our fine Administrator :thumbup

 

Are ya Hungry!? Too much Pro Player Grease!?? Start your morning with Hollyberry Preserves and Chocolate Pancake Mix Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :p Pakaged in Beeautifully designed collectible jars! (also available with extra Nutmeg! :thumbup )

*Coming Soon!!! Hollybee Honey!

 

But you can't just serve that on a Paper Plate!! Serve up those Hotcakes on PlayAtThePlates!!! This fine!! :thumbup Top-Grade China will serve you well for years to come! This fine, sparkeling flatware, in the shape of Homeplate is personally signed and dated by Mr. PlayAtThePlate himself!

 

Dashboard looking a little bare! For $15.99 You'll be endlessly entertained (Or maybe not :D ) by the Mermaid Hip Swaying Bobble!! Mounts right to your dash with 3M double-sided tape. She will sway her hips and wave in an uncoordinated motion to the Beat....Or Maybe Not!? :D to any Music playing in your vehicle! :whistle

 

 

A recent HOT selling item...limited number available, 1st edition Maxx and Miri Magnetic Kissing Teddy Bears! :hug Name and number on back

 

 

And now your smelling good! Looking sharp! But it's all for not without an Outstandingly Fresh Feeling Mouth! That's why every good poster needs... MarlinsChikLit305 Mints! Assorted pastel colors! Each artisticly designed tin box is another Must-Have Collectable!

 

Check back at the MB.com Gift Shop often! As more items are added routinely!! Just watch as more items are added below! :lol :thumbup

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Also at the MB.com Gift Shop for a limited time only the enitre babe Tourny by The Passion on DVD. WITH BONUS FEATURES!

 

A hot selling item is the new book "JUANKYmetrics" written by Juanky. Indulge your brain on this revolutionary new way of running a baseball team.

 

Shop now and we'll include a Tonyi metamorphisis pen. Shake your pen and you'll see Tonyi transform from Tonyi to GetFuzzy to ToadLicker right before your eyes!

 

But that's not all! Included with the Tonyi metamorphisis pen is a signed DVD copy of the Academy Award Winning Documentary, "A Day in the Life of Admin". For one day our cameras followed Admin the webmaster around to see what a day in a webmasters life is like.

 

Every purchase brings a handy dandy CapeFish Hurricane Tracking Map!

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Another fine item we'd like to introduce...Fritz Spritz! - this lab tested fragrence will surely come in handy! After those long games being surrounded by beer, smoke, and sweaty fans, A little Dab 'ill Do Ya... Spritz on a little Fritz Spritz Body Spray to immediatly neautralize bacteria causing oders! And you're ready for that hot date!

Wow.

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Another fine item we'd like to introduce...Fritz Spritz! - this lab tested fragrence will surely come in handy! After those long games being surrounded by beer, smoke, and sweaty fans, A little Dab 'ill Do Ya... Spritz on a little Fritz Spritz Body Spray to immediatly neautralize bacteria causing oders! And you're ready for that hot date!

Wow.

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I think you'll agree that we should try and keep this as contained as possible. Don't want it to spread to other websites... :nono

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Every purchase brings a handy dandy CapeFish Hurricane Tracking Map!

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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That pwns.

 

:lol :lol :lol

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Are ya Hungry!? Too much Pro Player Grease!?? Start your morning with Hollyberry Preserves and Chocolate Pancake Mix Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :p Pakaged in Beeautifully designed collectible jars! (also available with extra Nutmeg! :thumbup )

*Coming Soon!!! Hollybee Honey!

 

 

:lol Hollybee Honey.. I like that :thumbup

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