Posted September 4, 200519 yr http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8Th8KdhxBWkJ:http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/coaches/30028.jpg - "Mikey.... I gotta sit ya' down tommorah. You're just not given us what we need kid." - "Oh come on Jack. I know Im gonna come around. Just give me a chance." http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8Th8KdhxBWkJ:http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/coaches/30028.jpg - "Im sorry Mikey, but we've given ya' as much time as we could. Im gonna have to put in Hermida to try and give us some pop. Im not sayin' that you're gonna be on the bench for the rest of the year, but we gotta do somethin' to get to the playoffs Mikey. You gotta understand that don't cha'?" - "Jack.......... starting for this team is my life! You gotta see that Im making improvements here. There's gotta be something that I can do to keep my spot!" http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8Th8KdhxBWkJ:http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/coaches/30028.jpg - "Well............. There is one thing." - "Tell me Jack. I'll do anything!" http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8Th8KdhxBWkJ:http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/coaches/30028.jpg - "Well............. Ya' see............ Before I started managin' here, I used to live in this retirement home with the nicest nurses I've ever known. The highlight of the day was when they would bathe me in the tub. I sure missed those days and I wouldn't mind going back in time. So how bout' given a rub down to your good ol' Trader Jack." - ".................." http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8Th8KdhxBWkJ:http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/coaches/30028.jpg - "?" - "Are you serious?" http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8Th8KdhxBWkJ:http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/coaches/30028.jpg - "Oh Im serious. You see this face? This is my serious face." http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/img/MLB/Headshots/6133.jpg - "But Jack I never thought you were............." http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8Th8KdhxBWkJ:http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/coaches/30028.jpg - "This isn't about thoughts! It's about dreams son! You help make my dream come true and I'll help you out with your dream of startin' for this team." http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/img/MLB/Headshots/6133.jpg - "I'll go get my sponge."
September 4, 200519 yr This thread had been nominated for the Hall of Fame. http://www.marlinbaseball.com/forums/index...showtopic=27238
September 4, 200519 yr Thats actually pretty poor humor if you ask me. Rather bland and this should be in the humor zone, not the Marlins forum.
September 4, 200519 yr Thats actually pretty poor humor if you ask me. Rather bland and this should be in the humor zone, not the Marlins forum. 929670[/snapback] Quiet
September 4, 200519 yr The moment I saw Jack getting Hermida's name right, I knew it was fake. :plain
September 4, 200519 yr Thats actually pretty poor humor if you ask me. Rather bland and this should be in the humor zone, not the Marlins forum. 929670[/snapback] you sure do know how to sour a thread...
September 4, 200519 yr Thats actually pretty poor humor if you ask me. Rather bland and this should be in the humor zone, not the Marlins forum. 929670[/snapback] you sure do know how to sour a thread... 929678[/snapback] It really wasn't all too funny.
September 4, 200519 yr Thats actually pretty poor humor if you ask me. Rather bland and this should be in the humor zone, not the Marlins forum. 929670[/snapback] you sure do know how to sour a thread... 929678[/snapback] It really wasn't all too funny. 929742[/snapback] It actually wasn't funny at all.