Passion Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but you find out you along with your family have less then 10 minutes to live. I wish I had new rims for my Truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but the mechanic misinterpreted it as rim job. I wish my car would drive itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but the mechanic misinterpreted it as rim job. I wish my car would drive itself. Granted, but you are charged with manslaughter as you run down a pack of kids. I wish I was home for christmas break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Granted, but the Canadians take over your town and you are unable to return to school. I wish I didn't have to shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaq-Man Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but your face is scalded beyond recognition in a fiery industrial site explosion and you end up looking like this: I wish I were rferry for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rorod Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted but he dies when you become him. I wish i could meet God and live to tell about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanks1212 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted but He tells you that you're going to burn in hell I wish there was a Sonic nearby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted but you're the new manager of it. I wish I was a late night tv host. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TariAJ Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but your show is on the public access channel. I wish it would stop snowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaq-Man Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but the festering inferno at the old industrial plant that stopped the snow from falling manages to engulf the local toxic waste dump. "What a windfall!" you think to yourself as you brazenly remove your winter coat, until the subsequent acid rain admixed with corrosive, flaming waste runoff smothers you and scalds you badly, and you end up looking just like dodge. I wish I owned a garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but it is a Marijuana garden and you go to a federal prison for the next 40-50 years. I wish I was a part of Scooby Doo and Gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but it is a Marijuana garden and you go to a federal prison for the next 40-50 years. I wish I was a part of Scooby Doo and Gang. Granted, but you are in charge of picking up Scooby's sh1t. I wish I could travel the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but you get tampled by Scooby running away from Lar...er, a goblinoid. I wish I was 21! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Tank Frenzy Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but it is a Marijuana garden and you go to a federal prison for the next 40-50 years. I wish I was a part of Scooby Doo and Gang. Granted, but you are in charge of picking up Scooby's sh1t. I wish I could travel the world Granted but you spit a piece of chewing gum on the streets of Singapore and you get sentenced to death by hanging. I wish I were 16 years old again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but it is a Marijuana garden and you go to a federal prison for the next 40-50 years. I wish I was a part of Scooby Doo and Gang. Granted, but you are in charge of picking up Scooby's sh1t. I wish I could travel the world Granted but you spit a piece of chewing gum on the streets of Singapore and you get sentenced to death by hanging. I wish I were 16 years old again. Granted, but you wake up in Michael Jacksons bed in neverland. I wish the marlins didnt selll their whole team off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSand Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but all the players get season ending injuries. I wish that when you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but it is a Marijuana garden and you go to a federal prison for the next 40-50 years. I wish I was a part of Scooby Doo and Gang. Granted, but you are in charge of picking up Scooby's sh1t. I wish I could travel the world Granted but you spit a piece of chewing gum on the streets of Singapore and you get sentenced to death by hanging. I wish I were 16 years old again. Granted, but you wake up in Michael Jacksons bed in neverland. I wish the marlins didnt selll their whole team off Granted, they gave them away.... I wish i was a M.L. baseball player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but all the players get season ending injuries. I wish that when you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Granted, but now everyone in the world looks the same. I wish I knew everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but now you know you're Gay. I wish I could fast forward time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FishFanInPA Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted but you fast forward to your death I wish that it didnt snow today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Granted, but it would snow for the next 3 months straight. I wish I could teleport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Tank Frenzy Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Granted but it goes terribly wrong and it teleports you to your parents bedroom while they are having sex. I wish I could be playing at the final table of the World Series of Poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaq-Man Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Granted, but while trying to keep your poker face you suffer a massive heart attack, and because you're wearing mirrored sunglasses just like every n00b does, nobody notices you're dead until we come back from commercial break. I wish I were in college again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanks1212 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Granted but it's terrorist college in Syria and they suspect you of being a mole working for the CIA I wish I didn't have to do all this yardwork and fix the fence at my mom's house this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Granted, but you have to do it at your house instead. I wish I could have seen Dontrelle today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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