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Best Quote Ever

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Having obtained Juanky's blessing...

 

Begin nominations for any quote (a few sentences or less) you feel to be the best movie quote ever. Feel free to nominate as many as you want. You may also repeat names that have already been mentioned. Discussion is also permitted.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (sorry for stealing everyone's nomination)

Barton Fink.

 

He's a screenwriter who is contractually obligated to write a wrestling picture. His friend, Charlie, who has been helping him (he doesn't know anything about wrestling), is a murderer. He's getting interviewed by two detectives on the nature of his relationship with Charlie:

 

Detective: What, was it some kinda' sick sex thing with you two?

 

Barton: (thinks) SEX!? HE'S A MAN! We wrestled!

"You want the truth?"...."You can't handle the truth!"--A Few Good Men, Tom Cruise

 

 

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father--Prepare to die!"--Princess Bride

"How'd you get that scar, eating pineapple?" - TV Edit of Scarface (better than the original line for the funny points)

Most abused but still funny from scarface is "say hello to my little friend"

 

Star Wars "Luke, I am your father"

 

Forrest Gump "Life is like a box of chocolates"

'I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.'

- The Godfather

 

'You talking to me?'

- Taxi Driver

 

'Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?'

- The Graduate

 

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning.'

- Apocalypse, Now!

Argh, so many. I'll come back with a sh*tload later. But to begin:

 

"Bond. James Bond" -Any James Bond movie

"We're going to need a bigger boat." - Jaws (guy with the glasses whose name escapes me now)

"Do or do not, there is no try." -Yoda, Return of the Jedi

Argh, so many. I'll come back with a sh*tload later. But to begin:

 

"Bond. James Bond" -Any James Bond movie

"We're going to need a bigger boat." - Jaws (guy with the glasses whose name escapes me now)

"Do or do not, there is no try." -Yoda, Return of the Jedi

 

Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss' character)

"HEY f*** YOU!!!"

 

"YES!!! f*** YOU TO!!!" *smiles*

 

coming to america

Argh, so many. I'll come back with a sh*tload later. But to begin:

 

"Bond. James Bond" -Any James Bond movie

"We're going to need a bigger boat." - Jaws (guy with the glasses whose name escapes me now)

"Do or do not, there is no try." -Yoda, Return of the Jedi

 

Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss' character)

Actually it was Chief Brody (Roy Scheider)

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore! - Network

I'll have what she's having. - When Harry Met Sally

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

You had me at Hello - Jerry Maguire

Yippy Ki Yay ****** ****** - Die Hard

There's no place like home - The Wizard of Oz

I am big. It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

May the Force be with you. - Star Wars

 

I'll be back - Terminator

 

E.T. Phone. Home. - E.T.

 

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

 

If you build it, he will come. - Field of Dreams (not sure if it is "they" or "he"

 

Hasta la vista, baby. - T2

 

(don't know the exact quote to this one) Martini, shaken, not stirred. - Bond Films

 

There's no crying in Baseball! - A League of Their Own

 

I never noticed how much dust can accumulate on DVDs over the years...

"You're killing me Smalls!" :D

 

"Oh yea you bob for apples in the toilet...AND YOU LIKE IT!" :p

you got knocked the fu*k out- smokey in Friday

run forest run- jenny in forest gump

as far back as i can remember i wanted to be a gangster- good fellas

saayy nice beaver- naked gun

am going to make him an offer he cant refuse- the godfather

here's looking at you kid- casablanca

may the force be with you- star wars

i'll be back- the terminater

if you build it, he will come - field of dreams

i see dead people - the sixth sence

its alive!! alive!!! - frankenstein

houston we have a problem - apollo 13

do you feel lucky, well do you punk - dirty harry

there here!! - poltergeist

yo adrein- rocky

i feel the need, the need for speed......- top gun

"You want the truth?"...."You can't handle the truth!"--A Few Good Men, Tom Cruise

 

 

Tom Cruise didn't say that, it was Colonel Jessup played by Jack Nicholson who said it.

"May the force be with you" has defined American pop culture since it was first said. I don't think its neccesarily the wittiest, nor the most intelligient of quotes, but it has come to define American pop culture since that fateful Summer of 1977.

"May the force be with you" has defined American pop culture since it was first said. I don't think its neccesarily the wittiest, nor the most intelligient of quotes, but it has come to define American pop culture since that fateful Summer of 1977.

 

 

thank you Bob Costas.

Dirty Harry:

 

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

 

 

"May the force be with you" has defined American pop culture since it was first said. I don't think its neccesarily the wittiest, nor the most intelligient of quotes, but it has come to define American pop culture since that fateful Summer of 1977.

 

 

thank you Bob Costas.

:lol

"May the force be with you" has defined American pop culture since it was first said. I don't think its neccesarily the wittiest, nor the most intelligient of quotes, but it has come to define American pop culture since that fateful Summer of 1977.

 

 

thank you Bob Costas.

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