Star Wars "Luke, I am your father"

 

Misquote. You fail.

 

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

That actually has to be the most misquoted quote ever.

Okay I suck at picking just one....

 

 

 

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - The Silence of the Lambs

 

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

 

"They're heeere." - Poltergeist

 

"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?" - 2001 A Space Odyssey

 

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious.... and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane

 

"We're on a mission from God." -Blues Brothers

Isn't it:

 

Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happend to your father?"

 

Luke: "He told me enough, he told me you killed him"

 

Vader: "No, Luke, I am your father"

 

Luke: "No, thats not true, thats impossible"

 

I'll add my own:

 

"See, if you were to put me, and this here sniper rifle, anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler, pack your bags fellas, wars over"

Private Jackson, sniper, Saving Private Ryan

Isn't it:

 

Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happend to your father?"

 

Luke: "He told me enough, he told me you killed him"

 

Vader: "No, Luke, I am your father"

 

Luke: "No, thats not true, thats impossible"

 

I'll add my own:

 

"See, if you were to put me, and this here sniper rifle, anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler, pack your bags fellas, wars over"

Private Jackson, sniper, Saving Private Ryan

 

It's just "No, I am your father."

let me thow out some lebowski

 

"f' it dude, let's go bowling"

 

"do you see what happens when you f^&% a stranger in the a#$" (or do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps in the clean version)

 

"obviously, you're not a golfer"

 

"it's down there somewhere - let me take another look"

 

Walter - "it's about drawing a line in the sand, across this line you do not .... and dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, asian american please" ..... dude "we're not talking about the guys who built the railroad, he peed on my f'ing rug"

 

"no walter, you're not wrong - you're just an a-hole"

 

"8 year olds dude"

 

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s&^t with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your a&@ and pull the f*&^%$g trigger 'til it goes 'click.' "

OK so I may have misquoted but you all knew what I was talking about.

 

Here is another one so please forgive me if it is not word per word..."Oh, so horney me love you long time" Full metal Jacket

I'll put some from V for Vendetta since its still fresh in my mind:

 

"There's no such thing as coincidence. Just the illusion of coincidence." - V

"People should not fear their governments, the government should fear its people." - V....something like that

 

 

also:

 

" Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. " - Duke, Fear and Loathing

"My father's name was Antonio Andolini. And this is for you!" - Vito Corleone, The Godfather

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

 

"Say hello to my leetle friend!"

 

"I'll never let go..."

Take the gun....leave the cannoli

 

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father....prepare to die.

 

There's no crying in baseball

"I was born a poor black boy."-Steve Martin in The Jerk

Take the gun....leave the cannoli

 

You got it backwards.

any quote from major league but ill go with this one:

 

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? "

 

question where would you put something that involves a few characters going back and forth with each other like this:

Tommy DeVito: In this day and age, what the f*** is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*** am I funny, what the f*** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*** out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf***er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

 

 

maybe we need a new topic for stuff like that.... like best sequences or something

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

 

"I'm a cop you idiots!"

 

"I'm going to ask you a couple of questions, and I want them answered immediately."

 

-Kindergarten Cop

''Your going to need a bigger boat'' -Jaws

my own:

 

"Attica!" - Dog Day Afternoon

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown" - Chinatown

"You must of been something before electricity" - Caddyshack

 

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

 

"I'm a cop you idiots!"

 

"I'm going to ask you a couple of questions, and I want them answered immediately."

 

-Kindergarten Cop

 

those quotes make up the message on my phone :lol

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

"Try not! Do or do not, there is no try."

"Never tell me the odds!"

"Who's scruffy lookin'?"

"Let the Wookiee Win"

-Star Warses

 

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."

-V for Vendetta

 

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

-The Godfather

 

And the best ever:

 

"Voil?! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-?-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

From Jurassic Park

 

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

 

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

From Jurassic Park

 

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

 

 

You hit the nail on the head there. My favorite movie and favorite quote from that movie.

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

 

We went around saying this at Disney this past weekend as we were going into the POTC ride. LOL!

Indiana Jones:

 

"It's not the years, honey, It's the mileage."

cry of the beloved country

 

The most powerful thing i nthe world is love, for when a man loves he seeks no power and therefore has power.

 

 

empire

Try not, do or do not there is no try.

 

last crusade

"Dont call me junior"

I know Armageddon was a questionable movie, but there were some golden quotes in it. My favorite, from Bruce Willis to Billy Bob Thornton:

 

"You're NASA, for Christ's sake! You're the guys that think this sh*t up! I'm sure you've got people in a room, just thinkin' sh*t up!"

Pretty much the entirety of Shawshank Redemption:

 

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free."

- Red, played by Morgan Freeman

 

"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. "

- Red, played by Morgan Freeman

 

"Hope is a good thing -- perhaps the best of things -- and no good thing ever dies."

- Andy Dufresne, played by Tim Robbins

 

"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

- Red, played by Morgan Freeman