November 17, 200619 yr My darling husband ... Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway. I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind- hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX
November 17, 200619 yr Typical women always have the most sincere and delicate ways to explain the most reckless accidents, this joke is right on true and funny!
November 18, 200619 yr Typical women always have the most sincere and delicate ways to explain the most reckless accidents, this joke is right on true and funny! Well that's not sexist in the least is it? What a bump, though.
December 7, 200619 yr I'd crap my pants. I'd change my clothes then I would go to the Ferrari dealer. It's the perfect excuse for a "'upgrade."
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