Guest Miggy is Great Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Two boys are playing baseball in a park in southern miami when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young 'Phins Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a 'phins fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in miami, I just assumed you were," said the reporter. "Heat Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a heat fan either," the boy said. The reporter, thinking fast, decides that boy must be a marlins fan. "Marlins Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" "But im not a marlins fan", said the boy. "I assumed everyone in miami was either for the Heat, 'Phins, or marlins. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Phillies fan," the child replied. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little bastard from Philidelphia kills Beloved Family Pet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggy Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louiecastillo1 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yenta Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonataArctica121 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I have heard this joke used for some many teams from so many sports, at times worded a bit diffrently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYmarlins Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yankeefan21 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Oldie but goodie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishfan79 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 NICE! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furcalchick Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 :tv_happy  good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman04 Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 an oldie, but a goodie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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