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How many times a day do you take a sh*t?

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How many times do you take a sh*t every day? I always go in the morning after I have my coffee. After that anything can happen. I probably average 1.5 a day.

It usually depends on what I eat the night before. I pulled the hat trick off yesterday, but today I've gone 0-for.

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Two things. If I drink the night before then I am good for 3 shits a day.

 

The second thing is why is it called take a sh*t? You arent taking it with you. Why isnt the saying leave or drop a sh*t?

i do werk....aka drop a duece...aka punish the toilet...aka lay a hot and steamy one about once a day

 

 

this reminds me of a rob and big moment...lol i know im obsessed

 

Hot Nutritionist: How do you feel after eating a meal?

 

Big: Usually, after I eat its time to do work, you know its time to take a dump!

 

 

 

 

has anyone had this experience...where they eat so much that they get the urge to do werk!?

 

I know where Big is coming from. lol

Once a day.

But on the days I get hit in the gonads while playing basketball, 4+.

take at least one grumpy a day.

 

 

depends on how much stuff I have to read.

 

I used to read on the crapper, but then I discovered I had Pacman on my phone. Fun times.

Like someone said before It definitely depends on if I drink the night before but usually once a day or every other day.

 

.75 times a day wasn't listed.

take at least one grumpy a day.

 

 

depends on how much stuff I have to read.

 

I used to read on the crapper, but then I discovered I had Pacman on my phone. Fun times.

Screw that, I take my laptop with me. Some of my best posting has come when dropping a deuce.

I tried that once but I couldn't really find a place for my laptop. I was scared of getting a little pee on it, and the bottom of it would burn my legs.

Umm, if anybody sees me taking my laptop in the can, I'm going to have hell to pay.

take at least one grumpy a day.

 

 

depends on how much stuff I have to read.

 

I used to read on the crapper, but then I discovered I had Pacman on my phone. Fun times.

Screw that, I take my laptop with me. Some of my best posting has come when dropping a deuce.

Some would say you have dropped many a deuce on the board as well.

 

:kiss

Once a day after my cup of coffee in the morning.

 

This thread is hilarious!

 

rorod you are hilarious man. Rob and Big rock.

Umm, if anybody sees me taking my laptop in the can, I'm going to have hell to pay.

Yeah, why can't a man enjoy some quality porn in the privacy of his own bathroom? :|

 

EDIT: *SugarDaddy does not condone or endorse wanking out while on the can or anywhere else for that matter

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That's another post-coffee mention...

 

Do the beans like relax your bowels or something?

 

I think it has to do with the caffeine. But as soon as I have my coffee, I go to the bathroom right after.

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Umm, if anybody sees me taking my laptop in the can, I'm going to have hell to pay.

Yeah, why can't a man enjoy some quality porn in the privacy of his own bathroom? :|

 

While taking a sh*t? Thats some kinky sh*t (pun intended)

That's another post-coffee mention...

 

Do the beans like relax your bowels or something?

I haven't been able to figure it out. I've always had a relatively weak stomach when it came to spicy foods and whatnot but coffee baffles me. I only started drinking it after college and it's like an instant laxative :lol

 

I mean seriously, a few sips can get me going.

 

Ladies where you at yo!??!

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