June 29, 200719 yr 1-2 usually. In the morning. Except for some reason when I travel, then it can be 0. I try not to be away from home for more than 2 days. HA! . . And I was serious about my brother's father-in-law, but obviously joking about the me suing. Get a grip, Rorod.
June 29, 200719 yr I take a sh*t once every 3 days. The longest i've ever gone without taking a sh*t was 8 days and that was my first week of boot camp, I don't know if it was the food or if I was just literally scared shitless, but I went 8 days before I took one. Also, when we go out to the field for a week and we eat MRE's, I take a sh*t mabye twice a week. MRE's are designed to stop you up and then the gum is a laxative so you can decide when you want to take your sh*t, because the last thing you need is an urge to take a sh*t while in combat so MRE's stop you up and you can use the gum laxative when you get some down time.
June 29, 200719 yr Author I take a sh*t once every 3 days. The longest i've ever gone without taking a sh*t was 8 days and that was my first week of boot camp, I don't know if it was the food or if I was just literally scared shitless, but I went 8 days before I took one. Also, when we go out to the field for a week and we eat MRE's, I take a sh*t mabye twice a week. MRE's are designed to stop you up and then the gum is a laxative so you can decide when you want to take your sh*t, because the last thing you need is an urge to take a sh*t while in combat so MRE's stop you up and you can use the gum laxative when you get some down time. 8 days! WOW. Was it massive when it came out?
June 29, 200719 yr I take a sh*t once every 3 days. The longest i've ever gone without taking a sh*t was 8 days and that was my first week of boot camp, I don't know if it was the food or if I was just literally scared shitless, but I went 8 days before I took one. Also, when we go out to the field for a week and we eat MRE's, I take a sh*t mabye twice a week. MRE's are designed to stop you up and then the gum is a laxative so you can decide when you want to take your sh*t, because the last thing you need is an urge to take a sh*t while in combat so MRE's stop you up and you can use the gum laxative when you get some down time. No sh*t? Never knew that. That is some pretty interesting sh*t.
June 29, 200719 yr I take a sh*t once every 3 days. The longest i've ever gone without taking a sh*t was 8 days and that was my first week of boot camp, I don't know if it was the food or if I was just literally scared shitless, but I went 8 days before I took one. Also, when we go out to the field for a week and we eat MRE's, I take a sh*t mabye twice a week. MRE's are designed to stop you up and then the gum is a laxative so you can decide when you want to take your sh*t, because the last thing you need is an urge to take a sh*t while in combat so MRE's stop you up and you can use the gum laxative when you get some down time. No sh*t? Never knew that. That is some pretty interesting sh*t. :lol
June 29, 200719 yr I wonder what your farts or any other Marines' farts are like with so much in the system just brewing.
June 30, 200719 yr I take a sh*t once every 3 days. The longest i've ever gone without taking a sh*t was 8 days and that was my first week of boot camp, I don't know if it was the food or if I was just literally scared shitless, but I went 8 days before I took one. Also, when we go out to the field for a week and we eat MRE's, I take a sh*t mabye twice a week. MRE's are designed to stop you up and then the gum is a laxative so you can decide when you want to take your sh*t, because the last thing you need is an urge to take a sh*t while in combat so MRE's stop you up and you can use the gum laxative when you get some down time. 8 days! WOW. Was it massive when it came out? Yes. It's as close to child birth as a man can get.
June 30, 200719 yr Nothing a man can do is close to childbirth. Imagine, if you will- squeezing a mayonnaise jar down your urethra. As for MRE's- who needs them~ Matzo does the same thing. Why do you think Jews are so irritated during Passover???? :whistle
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