im going as a sad depressed dolphin fan

 

something i do every week when i go to work in a dolphins jersey

Me And my Cousin

I am going as Richard Simmons, complete with the shortest, tightest hot pink shorts (the outline of my package shall be showing) you will ever see on a person, crisp white sneakers and a tight wife beater stained pink.

 

Oh yea don't worry baby, it will be scary. If anyone sees this guy at the Hard Rock Halloween night, that's the GF in all his glory.

I am going as Richard Simmons, complete with the shortest, tightest hot pink shorts (the outline of my package shall be showing) you will ever see on a person, crisp white sneakers and a tight wife beater stained pink.

 

Oh yea don't worry baby, it will be scary. If anyone sees this guy at the Hard Rock Halloween night, that's the GF in all his glory.

 

 

 

or a couple of coworkers of mine :confused

 

the godfather's gonna get date raped on halloween

Me And my Cousin

 

 

*Steals*

Me And my Cousin

This was my plan as well - until I found out that my neices and nephew will be visiting.

 

*SCREETCHING BRAKES*

 

Need a new strategy.

I changed my costume three times, but I'm set now. Originally I was going to be one of the people from the Wendy's commercials, I'd just get a red wig and that'd be it. But I have a beard so I wanted to use that in some way. So I was going to be Fat Leonidas, but I thought that that wouldn't be too good for meeting chicks. So now I'm going to buy myself an afro and a huge palette and I'm going to be Bob Ross.

I'm going to be awesome. I've got a lot of work to do.

Me And my Cousin

This was my plan as well - until I found out that my neices and nephew will be visiting.

 

*SCREETCHING BRAKES*

 

Need a new strategy.

 

It's can-dy in a box!

 

?

ill be a ninja

 

 

and im rolling deep

I'm gonna be the female Harry Potter (I have the glasses by default anyway).

BUMP

 

I cant wait till Halloween on Franklin Street. Ill be going as Manny Ramirez, which I chose because I already have a dreadlock wig and a Manny t-shirt jersey.

man Franklin Street is always a clusterf***...but damn the costumes are always amazing.

I wore a sign that said "All That" and carried around a bag of chips

I wore a sign that said "All That" and carried around a bag of chips

 

 

I was thinking about wearing black jeans and a tight black shirt while carrying a rum and coke at all times, but I figured noone outside of Canada would get it...

That's me on the left, I'm supposed to be Sherlock - with a pretty good Borat.

 

There was a Richard Simmons at the party I went to.

That's me on the left, I'm supposed to be Sherlock - with a pretty good Borat.

 

There was a Richard Simmons at the party I went to.

 

 

I bet his shorts won't be as short as mine. My goal this Halloween is to have everyone be able to see the outline of my entire package.

Went to a Halloween party Friday and saw 2 really funny things....

 

1. On the way to the party, I heard a car BLASTING the old Hulk Hogan music (talking real old school) by a bar and we all looked over like WTF....suddenly, about 10 guys popped out of this little car....all dressed as old school wrestlers and stormed the bar without even showing their IDs. It was hysterical.

 

2. At the party, once again loud music comes on, this time Mexican.....all the sudden a group of about 8-10 guys dressed as a mariachi band come running in, one with a boom box on his shoulder....they had great fake mustaches and costumes, including funny musical instruments. Props def. deserved for those 2 groups.

We get it Godfather, you want people to see your small dick.

We get it Godfather, you want people to see your small dick.

 

 

Hey virgin, after you actually touch a vagina you will then be allowed to attempt to insult me online, until that day, who the hell are you???

We get it Godfather, you want people to see your small dick.

 

 

Hey virgin, after you actually touch a vagina you will then be allowed to attempt to insult me online, until that day, who the hell are you???

 

EL OH EL.

 

 

Interwebz = serious business.

 

You and louiecastillo should get a room.

My Dwight costume is going to rule. I sort of look like him when I do the hair part and put the glasses on.

Guys, come on.

Nice Harry Potter Costume

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..and frog