There's this beatiful girl at Tim Horton's I really like who always makes me my coffee when I go there. I'm gonna ask her out, but I don't want to come out and say it. So I'm going like in the movies having a dozen roses delivered to her at work tomorrow with a little note. Not going to sign my name to it just yet though. I'm gonna let her wonder who it is for a little while (not too long) before I make my move.

This could work out really well OR it might scream, "STALKER".

 

 

Do you guys ever make small talk or do you just have a crush on her and she has no clue?

 

 

Has she given you any green lights (initiated conversation that was more than "hi" or "what can I get for you today")? Have you caught her checking you out or anything like that?

 

 

 

Make her laugh and be confident. That will go much further than flowers.

Just don't walk in the day after the flowers with a gigantic smile on your face. Act casual. But not too casual.

If she smiles at you while making the coffee, and does minimal small talk...then you're reading the signs wrong, because that's what coffee workers are supposed to do!

 

Anyway, I agree, it could go either way.

I agree with everyone. If she does like you, then it could work. However if she is on the fence and hasnt made up her mind yet she make get freaked out. She may also just think they are from someone else.

 

I think asking her out would be a safer bet than anonymous roses.

If you are more than 80% sure she likes you, it's the money move.

 

Anything less than that, and tread very lightly on the romantic stuff.

This could work out really well OR it might scream, "STALKER".

 

 

Do you guys ever make small talk or do you just have a crush on her and she has no clue?

 

 

Has she given you any green lights (initiated conversation that was more than "hi" or "what can I get for you today"? Have you caught her checking you out or anything like that?

 

Not a lot of small talk, but she's given me a few signals and I've noticed she's always watching me with a shy smile when I'm there. Today she was doing that looking into my eyes doing that eye batting thing. Plus, she seemed really shy towards me, but not my friends the first time I saw her (like she was just treating them like any other customer), which they immediately picked up on.

 

Either way, if I'm wrong, I'm only out maybe $40 or $50, so it wouldn't be a big loss for me.

What else have you done to try to get her attention?

What else have you done to try to get her attention?

 

 

I've been trying to play it cool. I talk to her on a first name basis which I never do for anyone who's not my friend. I'll say one thing, when I came in today, when one of the other girls started walking to take my order, she quickly moved in front of them.

What else have you done to try to get her attention?

 

 

I've been trying to play it cool. I talk to her on a first name basis which I never do for anyone who's not my friend. I'll say one thing, when I came in today, when one of the other girls started walking to take my order, she quickly moved in front of them.

 

If you're not exaggerating or imagining this - then do it.

I'm gonna ask her out, but I don't want to come out and say it.

 

I'm going like in the movies having a dozen roses delivered to her at work tomorrow with a little note.

In the movies, they don't show the scene where the girl calls her girlfriends wondering how hard it is to get a restraining order. Talk to ANY female friend/family member/associate/phone sex operator and ask them what they would do/think in that situation. It will make her very uncomfortable.

 

You need to man up and just ask her out. "So listen, one of these days *I* will have to make the coffee for *you.* How about Friday?"

 

Here are the potential response and outcomes:

 

1. "Sounds great! Afterwards, let's f**k like rabbits! BTW - mind if I invite my friend? She's a playboy model/porn star visiting from LA and looking for a good time." - And Bradcore lives happily ever after.

 

Chances -

How do you know she doesn't have a boyfriend?

I'm gonna ask her out, but I don't want to come out and say it.

 

I'm going like in the movies having a dozen roses delivered to her at work tomorrow with a little note.

In the movies, they don't show the scene where the girl calls her girlfriends wondering how hard it is to get a restraining order. Talk to ANY female friend/family member/associate/phone sex operator and ask them what they would do/think in that situation. It will make her very uncomfortable.

 

 

All my female co-workers seem to think it's a great idea and said they would love to have something like that happen to them.

I'm gonna ask her out, but I don't want to come out and say it.

 

I'm going like in the movies having a dozen roses delivered to her at work tomorrow with a little note.

In the movies, they don't show the scene where the girl calls her girlfriends wondering how hard it is to get a restraining order. Talk to ANY female friend/family member/associate/phone sex operator and ask them what they would do/think in that situation. It will make her very uncomfortable.

 

 

All my female co-workers seem to think it's a great idea and said they would love to have something like that happen to them.

 

Remember.

 

They say they'd "like" something to happen

 

but when it does they will always find something to make them not like it.

 

Not to be discouraging. By all means go through with your plan.

Do it. What do you have to lose?

Do it. What do you have to lose?

You know, besides the obvious. 50 bucks. Self esteem. Your mortal soul.

I'd duct tape my vagina the next day if I were her.

Do it. What do you have to lose?

You know, besides the obvious. 50 bucks. Self esteem. Your mortal soul.

 

Is the one about my mortal soul in case it works out, lol? Anyhow, I've done a lot stupider things with 50 bucks, so it wouldn't be a big loss.

Anyhow, I've done a lot stupider things with 50 bucks, so it wouldn't be a big loss.

For some reason I pictured Bradcore dropping $50 on weighted balls "to increase virility and girth."

So in like 4 days what do you do? Say, heeey, ummm, I sent you the flowers, soooo do what you wish with me?

 

Also, I bet she calls an ex boyfriend who still wants her vag and asks if he sent them, he says yes and sleeps with her.

Or her boss is suspected and gets fired on grounds of sexual harassment. Distraught over the loss of his job and frustrated at his inability to locate the actual perpetrator of the deed, the former manager "goes postal" at a local quickie mart taking out 9 customers and 3 employees in the process - one of whom was destined to find the cure for Cancer.

 

Thanks, douche.

Or the next time she sees him, she rips off her clothes and f***s him on the spot

:lol

 

 

So what we've reestablished fellas - is that anything can happen.

 

BUT, if you do nothing, nothing will happen.

Watch her be allergic to the flowers.

BUT, if you do nothing, nothing will happen.

This times infinif***ingty