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Favorite Simpsons episode

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I just saw my favorite episode of one of the best TV Shows ever (along with Seinfeld and Family Guy), and that got me to thinkin': what's YOU'RE favorite episode of the Simpsons?

 

Mine: "You only move twice" with Hank Scorpio. Greatest. Character. Ever.

Rosebud, the one where Abe goes out with Marge's mother, Homer's Triple Bypass, Homer is accused of being a pervert, and uh....Lisa's Substitue teacher, cause I actually teared up

my favorite episode is then Ralph Wiggum and Bart are set up on a play date by Marge. I love Ralph and i do a pretty good impression of him. all the best ralph quotes come from that episode

 

"Help she's touching my special area"

 

"This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end"

 

"I like bushes. Except the ones that have prickers. This one does. OW OW"

 

"Thats where I met the leprechaun. He told me to burn things"

The one where Barney is the Designated Driver and leaves Homer's car in the middle of the World Trade Center.

 

 

 

Sad to see now, but it was classic before 9/11 :(

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did anyone see the Halloween treehouse of horrors last sunday?

 

 

I missed it...was it funny?

It was good. Especially Homer as Death.

My favorite is the one where Homer gets prescribed medicinal marijuana for his eyes.

 

:hat

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My favorite is the one where Homer gets prescribed medicinal marijuana for his eyes.

 

:hat

"Could God microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?"

 

I remember asking that to my soccer coach one time. Good times....

My favorite is the one where Homer gets prescribed medicinal marijuana for his eyes.

 

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thats a good one....real good

the one i saw tonight....

 

Homer gets to smoke weed for medicinal reasons

 

i was on the floor practically crying

Five Greats:

 

-Behind the Laughter

-The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

-Simpson Tide (ripoff of Crimson Tide)

-You Only Move Twice

-30 Minutes over Tokyo

 

This only scratches the surface...

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Five Greats:

 

-Behind the Laughter

-The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

-Simpson Tide (ripoff of Crimson Tide)

-You Only Move Twice

-30 Minutes over Tokyo

 

This only scratches the surface...

Yep, "Behind the Laughter" would be on my top five.

Five Greats:

 

-Behind the Laughter

-The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

-Simpson Tide (ripoff of Crimson Tide)

-You Only Move Twice

-30 Minutes over Tokyo

 

This only scratches the surface...

yup, those were all classics

Five Greats:

 

-Behind the Laughter

-The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

-Simpson Tide (ripoff of Crimson Tide)

-You Only Move Twice

-30 Minutes over Tokyo

 

This only scratches the surface...

yup, those were all classics

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"I THOUGHT the cop was a PROSTITUTE."-Homer

Marge- Homer kept saying he could do a more realistic family show. Finally, I said, "So do it. Either (bleep) or get off the pot."

Narrator- And (bleep) he did.

 

Homer- Every day I thought about firing Marge. You know, just to shake things up.

 

Homer- Why did I take much punishment? Let's just say that fame was like a

drug, but what was even more like a drug was the drugs.

 

Narrator- The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer, but now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered ... by Satan.

 

Huckleberry Hound: I was so gay ... but I couldn't tell anyone.

 

I could go on and on.

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