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Giancarlo to participate in HR Derby

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And here's her in the shower. As you can see, she's very surprised by my presence.

Now here she is calling the cops. The way she dials that phone ...

 

LOL!!! HAHA!!!

 

Thanks for the good laugh, Mike!

And here's her in the shower. As you can see, she's very surprised by my presence.

Now here she is calling the cops. The way she dials that phone ...

 

 

I LOL'd

Should be interesting to see what Showtime does with this...

 

Well the first episode is airing on July 11th-ASG is the 10th-so I think we'll have to wait for the second episode to see...

And here is a closeup of her sleeping. Goosebumps every time she exhales!

 

 

Her hair smells of daffodil and my hands stick of semen .... ah, gorgeous sensation

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

 

"Back back back, and that ones out of the Kauf'in and is roaming the streets eating faces, welcome to the broadcast Miami. What a marvoulous shot from Giancarlo Cruz Michael "Bam Bam" Stanton."

Chris Berman

#ShitChrisBermanSays

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

 

"Back back back, and that ones out of the Kauf'in and is roaming the streets eating faces, welcome to the broadcast Miami. What a marvoulous shot from Giancarlo Cruz Michael "Bam Bam" Stanton."

Chris Berman

#ShitChrisBermanSays

"THIS ONE'S TO THE MOON!"

 

Anyhow, imagine Stanton goes into the derby and does insanely well, then comes back and hits 35 homers in the second half ...

And that one is embeded into the scoreboard - crown it!

 

Or better ...... that one is back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, - heart attack - end audio feed ....... fade to visual of ball landing on the shoulder of the freeway adjacent to Kauffman

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

 

"Back back back, and that ones out of the Kauf'in and is roaming the streets eating faces, welcome to the broadcast Miami. What a marvoulous shot from Giancarlo Cruz Michael "Bam Bam" Stanton."

Chris Berman

#ShitChrisBermanSays

 

They'll probably pitch around a participant to get to Stanton since he whiffs so much.

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

 

"Back back back, and that ones out of the Kauf'in and is roaming the streets eating faces, welcome to the broadcast Miami. What a marvoulous shot from Giancarlo Cruz Michael "Bam Bam" Stanton."

Chris Berman

#ShitChrisBermanSays

 

They'll probably pitch around a participant to get to Stanton since he whiffs so much.

I just wanted everybody to know that I liked this post.

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

 

"Back back back, and that ones out of the Kauf'in and is roaming the streets eating faces, welcome to the broadcast Miami. What a marvoulous shot from Giancarlo Cruz Michael "Bam Bam" Stanton."

Chris Berman

#ShitChrisBermanSays

 

They'll probably pitch around a participant to get to Stanton since he whiffs so much.

 

Your just jealous your not black, eric with a k.

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

 

"Back back back, and that ones out of the Kauf'in and is roaming the streets eating faces, welcome to the broadcast Miami. What a marvoulous shot from Giancarlo Cruz Michael "Bam Bam" Stanton."

Chris Berman

#ShitChrisBermanSays

 

They'll probably pitch around a participant to get to Stanton since he whiffs so much.

I just wanted everybody to know that I liked this post.

I'm sure you did, isn't it obvious your at a toolbox and your just hanging out with other tools?

BTW - I really wish this was last year as I was at the HR derby and the NL didn't really show well at all and stanton is a beast .... at least this gives me something to look forward to for the TV broadcast and I may even tolerate the sound of chris berman

 

"Back back back, and that ones out of the Kauf'in and is roaming the streets eating faces, welcome to the broadcast Miami. What a marvoulous shot from Giancarlo Cruz Michael "Bam Bam" Stanton."

Chris Berman

#ShitChrisBermanSays

 

They'll probably pitch around a participant to get to Stanton since he whiffs so much.

I just wanted everybody to know that I liked this post.

I'm sure you did, isn't it obvious your at a toolbox and your just hanging out with other tools?

You make my job so easy. :lol

You make my job so easy. :lol

 

Come on down Mr. Cobblepot.

 

And don't deny it Mr. Cobblepot, you got the magic.

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