WTF

wait....WAIT ALL OF THAT. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?

Alvarez can hit, guise.

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That is so Marlins. Pitcher gets a double with men on, still can't score

Crazy.

What a damn shame. Alvarez freaking obliterated that ball. Holy shit.

Isn't this pitcher that douchebag kid's cousin?

Edit: guess so lol

 

What's your problem?

Henderson Alvarez, our new 1B from now on

I'm still so fucking angry.

I'm still so f***ing angry.

 

 

You say that as if this happened an hour ago.

Its understanable that you go for it, especially since withthis offense you don't know if you'll get much else...but espada needs to see that throw coming in and stop mathis. Hope that hech hits him in

I'm still so f***ing angry.

Squall's favorite thing - DP!

I would enjoy have hulk on the team.

I would enjoy have hulk on the team.

 

 

He'd strike out all the time. Too much bat speed.

 

But when he connects ...

10 scoreless innings in a row for Alvarez.

Seen that dog before in pictures, so fucking cute.

Hech has watched a lot of perfect pitches recently

Heaney is boring:

 

5 innings, 2 hits, 0 runs, 0 walks, 2 strikeouts now - 0.89 ERA in 60 innings.

Ugh, so let me guess. Another freaking pitchers duel?

Please say this means Stanton is gonna get hot

Heaney is boring:

 

5 innings, 2 hits, 0 runs, 0 walks, 2 strikeouts now - 0.89 ERA.

 

Yea, he needs to be promoted to AA

Heaney is boring:

 

5 innings, 2 hits, 0 runs, 0 walks, 2 strikeouts now - 0.89 ERA in 60 innings.

 

 

Only 2 Ks? Send him back to Greensboro.

Heaney is boring:

 

5 innings, 2 hits, 0 runs, 0 walks, 2 strikeouts now - 0.89 ERA.

 

Yea, he needs to be promoted to AAI would expect it any day. I believe Marlins said he would progress rapidly. They probably want to even it out seeing as desclafani and nicolino just went up