Koehler,Teheran meet in first game of non-interleague series

BIG SALAD ON THE MOUND!

Let's win.

ROMAINE CONSISTENT TOM!

ROMAINE CONSISTENT TOM!

LETTUCE GET SOME RUNS!

ROMAINE CONSISTENT TOM!

 

He's as cold as iceberg

LEAF IT ALL ON THE FIELD

I HOPE KOEHLER THROWS SOME SEEDS OVER THE PLATE!

Salty always wears a hat when interviewed. I wonder why.

Salty always wears a hat when interviewed. I wonder why.

He likes to SPICE up his interviews

Lettuce win, and tomato as well.

Salty always wears a hat when interviewed. I wonder why.

Bald spot.

Salty always wears a hat when interviewed. I wonder why.

His hairline I would guess.

Lettuce win, and tomato as well.

Not even trying but I still love it.

The Braves are about to get their salads tossed.

Kudos to you all for living up to the American Stereotype of not being able to spot that I was being ironic.

The Braves are about to get their salads tossed.

They might like that.

Kudos to you all for living up to the American Stereotype of not being able to spot that I was being ironic.

We were just having a laugh

Red looks dumbfounded

Kudos to you all for living up to the American Stereotype of not being able to spot that I was being ironic.

Kudos to you for not acknowledging that it's hard to detect irony/sarcasm through text.

International incident brewing here

Nice throw Simmons

Wow, that's rare.

Wow, unusual fuckup from SImmons

Slipped out of his hand like it's covered in vinegar