f*** the Braves for stealing the war chant. And f*** the Braves for being the Braves.

 

But how do you feel about the Braves?

Now he calls the low strike.

But how do you feel about the Braves?

They're ok. Better than the filthy Mutts amirite?

Nice, Marcell.

Stanton hasn't homered in like two games. WTF?

Yeah...why is Solano playing today over Dietrich against the righty? Did Dietrich sleep with Redmond's mother or something?

 

No, but someone in the FO slept with someone they shouldn't have - and Solano has pictures!

Stanton is seeing a lot of 1st pitch strikes, needs to be more aggressive on those.

Lets go Stantonion.

Still no grey jerseys.....

Yeah, what up with that?

Stanton can not lay off those sliders.

Yeah, what up with that?

Probably Loria. He loves the orange as we know.

Yeah, what up with that?

 

I think Loriass thinks they're not colorful enough

God dammit.

Man. I think he was going there too.

ouch

Yeah he was going on that pitch. Sucks. Teheran's move is pretty great.

damn shift

I guess we won't see Carrot Jones this half inning

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that I predicted Hech would have a good year at the plate.

I think I said he'd hit in the .260's. I know it's really early and he could certainly still tank, but he is off to a great start and I think 260-270 is realistic.

Struckimawww!

Gottem.

KKKKoehler

nice inning

Nice quick inning.

Nice.