You're younger than me. Shut up.

 

Wanna go have a drink and watch tapes of Ron Guidry? I don't know who he is.

Wanna go have a drink and watch tapes of Ron Guidry? I don't know who he is.

I'll stay sober, but sure!

I'll stay sober, but sure!

 

We could have a Corona and turn 58.

Since Yelich got hurt and the 1-2 hitters are Marisnick & Dietrich, unless he hits a HR, Stanton can't buy an RBI. Because nobody's on base when he comes up to the plate. He's had numerous hits, doubles, singles, but RBIs are hard to come by with Marisnick & Dietrich batting 1-2.

We could have a Corona and turn 58.

Turn down.

Turn down.

 

For what?

Since Yelich got hurt and the 1-2 hitters are Marisnick & Dietrich, unless he hits a HR, Stanton can't buy an RBI. Because nobody's on base when he comes up to the plate. He's had numerous hits, doubles, singles, but RBIs are hard to come by with Marisnick & Dietrich batting 1-2.

 

No one cares about your play by play.

 

 

Tell us more about the dead ball era. What was it like to watch Charles Radburn?

Since Yelich got hurt and the 1-2 hitters are Marisnick & Dietrich, unless he hits a HR, Stanton can't buy an RBI. Because nobody's on base when he comes up to the plate. He's had numerous hits, doubles, singles, but RBIs are hard to come by with Marisnick & Dietrich batting 1-2.

 

Furcal and Solano, unlike Dietrich, get on base a lot.

Thank you, Dominic Brown!

Lol Domonic Brown is pretty bad out there.

just turned on the game a few seconds ago. cool start

For what?

 

 

 

Respect your elders.

Saltalacaca needs a hit.

Salty half-dong!

!!!

YEAH! WOO!

Look how hard Salty is running. He willed himself to second base-

 

SaltyHustle!

Domonic Brown has had some pretty lousy defense for these last two games. That fuck up cost the Phillies 3 runs.

Look how hard Salty is running. He willed himself to second base-

 

SaltyHustle!

 

I'm not a politically correct person by any means, but this racial humor stuff you are doing is painfully unfunny. Not because it's offensive, but because it simply isn't funny.

I'm not a politically correct person by any means, but this racial humor stuff you are doing is painfully unfunny. Not because it's offensive, but because it simply isn't funny.

 

I really don't give two shits what you think.

I'm not a politically correct person by any means, but this racial humor stuff you are doing is painfully unfunny. Not because it's offensive, but because it simply isn't funny.

You're just too young to understand.

I really don't give two s***s what you think.

 

You should because I'm probably not the only person you are making cringe with your failed attempts at humor.

Piazza, do you laugh at your own jokes like Preston Wilson does?

Ozuna, that slide was unnecessary.

That was sexy.