Hendy!

You should because I'm probably not the only person you are making cringe with your failed attempts at humor.

Your a closet racist and find it to be true. That's why it's not funny to you.

 

Obviously you never wanted the marlins to honor Trayvon with a Harris first pitch.

Ozuna, that slide was unnecessary.

 

You just agreed with Preston. How does that make you feel? Do you spend a lot of time hanging around batting cages too?

nice dp henderson

Piazza, do you laugh at your own jokes like Preston Wilson does?

Preston writes my jokes- therefore he laughs for me.

Look how hard Salty is running. He willed himself to second base-

 

SaltyHustle!

I don't understand this. Hell, I didn't even smile when I read this. I know somebody else who wouldn't smile...

I thought that Garrett Jones was gonna fuck that up. Anybody else?

I thought that Garrett Jones was gonna f*** that up. Anybody else?

I don't use such language young man.

I don't understand this. Hell, I didn't even smile when I read this. I know somebody else who wouldn't smile...

 

That's only because Turner is a douche though.

I don't understand this. Hell, I didn't even smile when I read this. I know somebody else who wouldn't smile...

 

LOL. Piazza, you should hire Vince to write your jokes.

I thought that Garrett Jones was gonna f*** that up. Anybody else?

I fully expected that ball to skip by him. No lie.

I don't use such language young man.

Shut the fuck up, ass hat.

I don't understand this. Hell, I didn't even smile when I read this. I know somebody else who wouldn't smile...

 

The I apologize to you, it wasn't some of Preston's best work but he asked me to try it.

 

It's been cut from my routine.

 

Apology in advance for my next post you don't understand as well.

Henderson Walkarez.

Henderson Walkarez.

AND I'M THE ONE THAT GETS PUNCHED IN THE COCK!?

 

...Henderson B4LLV4REZ

Marlins are sabotaging Alvarez defensively tonight, but he is showing why he is the best pitcher this team has right now. Only Jose Fernandez is better, and he probably won't be back until 2016. Eovaldi needs to develop a third pitch, Heaney is a baby who still has mama's milk on his lips, Koehler is Dr. Schizo, one day he's good, the next day he's awful, and Desclafani looks like a possible candidate for the bullpen.

Sigh Jake. Stop swinging at crap.

Sigh Jake. Stop swinging at crap.

Thought Mike Jacobs was back for a second

Heaney is a baby who still has mama's milk on his lips,.

Nobody say anything!!!

Shut the f*** up, ass hat.

 

What does an "Ass Hat" look like?

 

This

 

 

Or this-

Sigh Jake. Stop swinging at crap.

 

Yelich can't come back soon enough. Marisnick needs to go back down.

Marlins are sabotaging Alvarez defensively tonight, but he is showing why he is the best pitcher this team has right now. Only Jose Fernandez is better, and he probably won't be back until 2016. Eovaldi needs to develop a third pitch, Heaney is a baby who still has mama's milk on his lips, Koehler is Dr. Schizo, one day he's good, the next day he's awful, and Desclafani looks like a possible candidate for the bullpen.

I never thought I'd hear any of this from you.

Marlins are sabotaging Alvarez defensively tonight, but he is showing why he is the best pitcher this team has right now. Only Jose Fernandez is better, and he probably won't be back until 2016. Eovaldi needs to develop a third pitch, Heaney is a baby who still has mama's milk on his lips, Koehler is Dr. Schizo, one day he's good, the next day he's awful, and Desclafani looks like a possible candidate for the bullpen.

 

Turn Down.

Turn Down.

*twerks*

Stanton hungry