Sam Dyson fastball vs Gaby Sanchez bat speed = shitty at bat

 

Fuck. I'll shut up.

I just love that Wild Card is making excuses for Flynn sucking tonight.

 

Again, the terrible defense tonight did not help his cause. A lot of shitty defense. He didn't exactly overcome it, though.

Guys I'm pissed

 

Plain & simple?

Kike showing off a nice arm there...

Five in a row? Everybody go to sleep?

Five in a row? Everybody go to sleep?

 

Nope

I thought Flynn did damn good. Not marvelous but certainly the skill is there

Life of a Marlins fan in a snippet...

 

Last night: Ugh Flynn pitching tomorrow, get ready for a loss. F this team.

 

This morning: Hmm, game tonight. Flynn pitching? Eh, maybe he'll figure something out against a weak lineup and we'll pull out the series win. Stranger things have happened.

 

7 pm game time: Yes! Game time! Let's do this! Go fish!

 

2 hours later: Fuck I hate you Flynn! Why do I even watch? F this team!

 

...tomorrow morning: Hey, Marlins and Reds tonight! Can't wait to watch!

 

Every. Fuckin. Day.

This season is starting to suck a big bag of monsterdongs.

I thought Flynn did damn good. Not marvelous but certainly the skill is there

 

That's because you know nothing about baseball.

 

Flynn has probably faced better lineups in AAA this season than he faced tonight.

Because we can't have good things around here.

 

You are likely correct.

I watch this team. Then my mother has the nerve to ask me why I whack off so much. I think it's obvious mom!

I watch this team. Then my mother has the nerve to ask me why I whack off so much. I think it's obvious mom!

 

So poor play turns you on?

I watch this team. Then my mother has the nerve to ask me why I whack off so much. I think it's obvious mom!

 

I fail to see the connection?

Life of a Marlins fan in a snippet...

 

Last night: Ugh Flynn pitching tomorrow, get ready for a loss. F this team.

 

This morning: Hmm, game tonight. Flynn pitching? Eh, maybe he'll figure something out against a weak lineup and we'll pull out the series win. Stranger things have happened.

 

7 pm game time: Yes! Game time! Let's do this! Go fish!

 

2 hours later: Fuck I hate you Flynn! Why do I even watch? F this team!

 

...tomorrow morning: Hey, Marlins and Reds tonight! Can't wait to watch!

 

Every. Fuckin. Day.

 

Lmaooooooo so true this all day

 

So poor play turns you on?[/quote

Whacking my sorrows away. Come on guys, jerking off isnt just for the happy times only.

98 with movement from Dyson. Dag nabbit!

Lmaooooooo so true this all day

 

Lol yup. But I cannot take the up and down. Fucking put it together, every time we are playing well we know a losing streak is coming.

Our offense looks like absolute dog shit.

Lol yup. But I cannot take the up and down. Fucking put it together, every time we are playing well we know a losing streak is coming.

 

Not to mention our losing streaks often come after winning streaks. Tease us going 9-1, then go like 1-6 or something. So Marlins.

Screw this guy seriously

Our offense looks like absolute dog shit.

 

What offense?

Stanton, McGehee, and Ozuna all slumping.

 

When you fall behind 1-0 and it feels like 4-0 you have a problem.

 

I'm sure well have a great series in Cincinnati.

 

Back to 4 games under.

Not to mention our losing streaks often come after winning streaks. Tease us going 9-1, then go like 1-6 or something. So Marlins.

 

About to lose 6 of 8 and to teams missing their stars.

Fuck the game, this is terrible. C'mon Dan, get up.