Jump to content

Crow, Alvarez, Gordon, Cishek avoid arbitration


Recommended Posts

I lost track. Does this mean only Dunn and Latos go to arby then?


Mike Dunn: I would like the money.


The Miami Marlins: We would like the consistency.


Mike Dunn: I am bad only in critical situations. I am good when the games don't matter.


The Miami Marlins: That sucks. We want you to be good when the games matter.


Mike Dunn: Yeah, I probably don't belong on a team with playoff aspirations. I don't need that much money anymore.


The Miami Marlins: Good, here's money.


Arbiter: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Mike Dunn's Agent: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻



Link to comment
Share on other sites

We're on the hook for only about $44 million of our own money for the 2015 season.


Right but Latos, Dunn and Phelps still need to be paid too.





Here are my estimates, based on literally nothing:


Latos: $8.2 million


Dunn: $2.5 million


Phelps: $1.5 million


Hechavarria: 15 year, $350 million extension, guaranteeing he will be wearing a Marlins cap when he enters the Hall of Fame*


*on a winter trip to Cooperstown with his family



Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...