wow one week pitcher use hidden foreign substance

 

 

​It's "cheating" by the book, but he's really just being too obvious about it. All pitchers have shit on their cap, in their pocket, in their glove...

 

Smith and Matusz and Pineda were just too arrogant to hide it.

 

I'd be willing to bet that more than 75% of MLB pitchers use some kind of "foreign substance" every time they pitch.

 

​Right, so don't get caught.  Everyone speeds but when I get a ticket I can't complain about everyone else because I was speeding.

 

 

I guarantee you every pitcher on the Marlins roster just clenched their butt cheeks a bit. The Marlins will be under a microscope from now on.

 

Any Fish pitchers who suddenly decline starting today...

 

 

wow one week pitcher use hidden foreign substance

 

​These substances need green cards

 

 

DJ should have this pitcher checked

 

 

​Right, so don't get caught.  Everyone speeds but when I get a ticket I can't complain about everyone else because I was speeding.

 

​You're right, and if the ump had caught him, then good.

 

I don't like the tattle tale aspect, because you know plenty of Marlins are probably also using something.

 

 

MARLINS PITCHERS BETTER START USING AMERICAN SUBSTANCES

 

 

Also, for the record, Carter Capps is also cheating.

 

​No, it was cleared by the commissioners office as long as he drags his toe.  He's fine.

 

 

Breaking: Dan Jennings and Fredi Gonzalez demand that all MLB pitchers be declawed so that they may not doctor baseballs.

 

 

How do you not swing at that?  It was right down the middle.  SMH

 

 

Can we end this already? WHERE IS CISHEK?

 

 

just lose where not going to score this game

 

 

DJ is just picking up skills watching Sportscenter

 

 

Breaking: Dan Jennings and Fredi Gonzalez demand that all MLB pitchers be declawed so that they may not doctor baseballs.

 

Fast forward one week and we can say both have been fired from marlins.

 

 

Go for the complete game Carter

 

 

CISHEK coming in gave Orioles win  so go hangout with our  honey in bed

 

 

That was @Piazza31 on TV just then

 

 

stupidest rule in MLB right now.

 

ask any hitter, they are like use hte pine tar, just dont be too obvious with it.

 

if i'm buck i'd check every marlin pitcher now (except cishek, you probably want to face him, doctored balls and all)

 

 

Capps is just unfair right now.

 

 

Hechavarria and capps can be all stars! Stanton will be an all star because fans are clueless but alas 3 all stars!!

 

 

Wow he is seriously fooling them

 

 

stupidest rule in MLB right now.

 

ask any hitter, they are like use hte pine tar, just dont be too obvious with it.

 

if i'm buck i'd check every marlin pitcher now (except cishek, you probably want to face him, doctored balls and all)

 

​Agreed wholeheartedly. 

 

The Marlins are screwed for the near future. Any time a pitcher touches his hat, the opposing manager should have it checked.

 

CAPPS JUST WENT TO HIS MOUTH. THAT'S CHEATING.

 

 

stupidest rule in MLB right now.

 

ask any hitter, they are like use hte pine tar, just dont be too obvious with it.

 

if i'm buck i'd check every marlin pitcher now (except cishek, you probably want to face him, doctored balls and all)

 

Umpire: "Hey you, #31, you're out of here!"

 

Buck: "No, no, no, he's not doing anything!"

 

 

Wow

 

 

Hechavarria and capps can be all stars! Stanton will be an all star because fans are clueless but alas 3 all stars!!

 

​No, like...I get that Stanton can be frustrating sometimes, but he's the best player on this team and most likely the best player in the NL East.