March 16, 201610 yr Miami optioned LHPs Berry and Garcia, and RHPs Brice and Esch to JAX; RHPs Flores, Wittgren and McGough to NOLA; reassigned RHP Axelrod to minor league camp. Marlins now have 48 in Major League camp
March 16, 201610 yr Author When I saw a LHP followed by a B i nearly flipped out I would've PM'd you to sit down before I posted it. I don't want you fainting.
March 16, 201610 yr I would've PM'd you to sit down before I posted it. I don't want you fainting. If you had Vince sit down before telling him Brad Hand had been cut, he wouldn't be able to stand back up.
March 16, 201610 yr Not that it matters but kinda weird that they made late Tuesday cuts and then early Wednesday cuts. It's like if these guys were doing well yesterday but then did something bad late last night that got them cut today? Just strange timing I think, I've never seen that before.
March 16, 201610 yr Author Not that it matters but kinda weird that they made late Tuesday cuts and then early Wednesday cuts. It's like if these guys were doing well yesterday but then did something bad late last night that got them cut today? Just strange timing I think, I've never seen that before. Its rare but it happens. Not sure why though
March 16, 201610 yr Well, last night I had a dream that Nick Wittgren and Dylan Axelrod gathered up the six other players and broke into Jeffrey's house to find out the real reason why we released Tommy Hutton. I know it was just a dream but according to our new analytics department the chances of dreams becoming reality are more likely than we think, therefore we begrudgingly made the 8 cuts that we made this morning. I have no further comments. Thank you. David Samson this morning, according to Scoop.
March 16, 201610 yr Not that it matters but kinda weird that they made late Tuesday cuts and then early Wednesday cuts. It's like if these guys were doing well yesterday but then did something bad late last night that got them cut today? Just strange timing I think, I've never seen that before. Daylight savings
March 16, 201610 yr Alternatively, you could have told him to stand on the edge of a very tall building as he read the news. Aw squall, little scamp! Good morning, bud!
March 16, 201610 yr Not that it matters but kinda weird that they made late Tuesday cuts and then early Wednesday cuts. It's like if these guys were doing well yesterday but then did something bad late last night that got them cut today? Just strange timing I think, I've never seen that before. Hill want to cut all those 15 players Tuesday night,but 8 of them was in the toilet at the time so he to think they were cutted before already,then in the next morning all those 8 players reported to the team and Hill knowing he made a mistake so cutting them immediately.
March 16, 201610 yr Wittgren will see the majors by May. He started last year pretty poorly, which shows a little in his overall numbers. I stand by my belief that he's been major league ready for a year now. Unfortunately for him the bullpen has very few spots open these days.
March 16, 201610 yr I would've PM'd you to sit down before I posted it. I don't want you fainting. AT least not without a tube of Loria Lube handy
March 16, 201610 yr The ingredients read: Contains 99.9% of your blood, sweat, and tears. Contains less than 1% of me giving a shit. Someone needs to make a picture of this shit lol
March 17, 201610 yr So it turns out that Zack Cox is JOHN CENA! DO DODO DOOOO! That's not the way the song goes. It's dun dun dun duunnn.
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