April 28, 201610 yr 5:19pm: Stanton will become the new chairman and CEO of the Mariners once, the Mariners announced at a press conference this afternoon (Twitter links via Baker). Stanton’s ownership group will pay $1.26 billion to acquire a 90 percent stake, taking over majority ownership from the previous Nintendo group.
April 28, 201610 yr new owner = no more playoff drought which means Marlins will now have longest drought
April 28, 201610 yr I love the power glove...it's so bad. BUT HOW DID JIMMY KNOW WHERE THE WARP WHISTLE WAS?! ....or even better...how did they know WHAT the warp whistle was? also...still have my power glove in the original case with the original manual....
April 29, 201610 yr Author Fuck! You all stole every joke I was gonna use for this one. Close the thread! You still win , this is the most funny joke in this thread .
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