A moth holding a twig has a better chance of recording a hit than Jeff Mathis.

 

 

My goodness Mathis you really suck... 

 

 

Hech with the leadoff hit.

 

Admin's balls getting bigger now. 

 

I hope not

 

 

That AB was very Jeff Mathis. 

 

 

marlins

 

 

Jeff Mathis another one of the close your eyes and swing guys.

 

 

Why is Mathis batting?

 

His spot in the lineup came up

 

 

Why is Mathis batting?

 

Cause Realmuto isn't a cyborg. Lol 

 

 

His spot in the lineup came up

 

Or maybe Realmuto is a better option.

 

 

Ichiro gets a hit like a Philly. 

 

 

Come on DD

 

 

If we somehow comeback here, is the backend of our bullpen even available tonight after going 3 nights in a row?

 

 

Damn it...at least get one run please.

 

 

Ok guys lets just pack it in. Fucking hopeless. 

 

 

Prado has 0 HR's this year. 

 

 

Bases loaded brewing 

 

 

Prado with the HR pose but he missed the ball. 

 

 

Bruh....

 

 

We suck

 

 

Prado has 0 HR's this year. 

 

He sure does!

 

 

Hitting with RISP. We are very frustrating team to watch when the ball doesn't leave the park

 

 

True story, and I swear. I was told by someone who was in the room when I was born that one of the nurses told my mom upon looking at my genitals "He's going to make a woman very happy one day" And that day has never happened.

Lmfao this story makes this depressing game worth it.

 

 

Shaping up as another inexcusable and stupid loss. 

 

Apparently Prado is really becoming fond of sticking his right foot back and trying to poke a ball. What the fuck is wrong with this team with RISP?

 

 

Everyone needs to look at the bright side and realize that Dustin McGowan is pitching.

 

Also, the story about Admin's balls. 

 

 

True story, and I swear. I was told by someone who was in the room when I was born that one of the nurses told my mom upon looking at my genitals "He's going to make a woman very happy one day" And that day has never happened.

Actually that's also quite creepy that someone was looking at your just born package and judging it's size.