Is that Volquez or Bartolo Colon 2.0

 

 

Is that Volquez or Bartolo Colon 2.0

 

that's a Johnny Cueto's clone gone wrong 

 

 

Wait.. This? This gets a press conference? WTF.....

 

 

Volquez gotta let go of the hair..

 

go bald buddy

 

 

Did anyone watch this? It it just Samson, Hill, and Loria smiling ear to fucking ear over a mediocre pitcher and then Mike Hill saying some bs about happy to have him seen his great things and experience yada yada?

 

Only Hill bothered to show up

 

 

Only Hill bothered to show up

 

That's all we really need. 

 

 

man why don't these fockers just say the truth, that you came here because they offered you the amount of money you're comfortable with. Instead giving the BS that he's fan of this team since he was a kid, yada-yada-yada and yada

 

 

E-mail I got said he is "expected to battle for a rotation spot alongside Conley Chen Koehler and Phelps."

 

First thing. Contend? Who is contending with?

 

Second. Guess we are moving Phelps from the pen if we don't sign anyone else? Can't say I agree there.

 

 

Second. Guess we are moving Phelps from the pen if we don't sign anyone else? Can't say I agree there.

 

Fact

 

 

These guys are not "battling" for a rotation spot. The only spot that's unknown is the #5. And technically, our #5 should be alright since everybody in the rotation is a #5.

 

 

 

I've never seen a sixhead before.

 

 

Looks like his hairline is running away from his face.