5 minutes ago, Michael said:

Marlins: "What?"

Marlins: "Are runs flat?"

Just now, FishFan95 said:

Marlins: "Are runs flat?"

I hope so.

Carl's Jr.

😴 

Balls.

Jazz is lost. He runs into one from time to time, but he is lost.

1 minute ago, FishFan95 said:

Jazz is lost. He runs into one from time to time, but he is lost.

He's bad with nobody on.

He's amazing with people on.

He's EXTRAORDINARY in high leverage.

Another punchie.

Another 100 mph pitch to Soto.

I'm feeling 4 hit day for Coop. Double to set things up for Soler.

Just now, FishFan95 said:

I'm feeling 4 hit day for Coop. Double to set things up for Soler to ground out to third and not advance Cooper followed by an Aguilar flyout and an Avisail strikeout. Despair fills the ballpark as we once again find ourselves in a scoreless game in the ninth inning. The offense, yesterday aflame with the rage of a billion suns, has burnt out just as quickly this evening. To quote the great Benjamin Franklin, "better slip with foot than tongue," a saying much less famous than our very own poet Jazz Chisholm's "drill ya mama." A cathartic chill spreads through the city, as once more, the scent of offense grows dimmer.

Fixed that for you.

Coop pops out. Sadness.

Soler with a fantastic take for ball 4.

Tired of Aguilar getting under every fucking pitch. Trade him and bring up Lewin already.

I HATE Avisail. Hated the signing when it happened and he's been an absolute waste at the plate. Two awful swings. Waiting for the fat whiff

Avi is so bad man

AVI LET IT HIT YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUCK, BE USEFUL

Sorry I meant "good take," dang autocorrect.

4 thru 8 spots tonight have been a huge black hole in this line-up

can we sit Garcia for a game or two?  what the hell is he in the lineup for?

Even when it's a dropped strike 3 like that hustle up the line and force a throw instead of letting the catcher play catch with his first baseman. That pisses me off so bad every time.

Just now, Hotcorner said:

can we sit Garcia for a game or two?  what the hell is he in the lineup for?

1 minute ago, Hotcorner said:

can we sit Garcia for a year or two?  what the hell is he in the lineup for?

FTFY

Punchie.

Alright.