Just now, SilverBullet said:

Who specifically? Their front office? The whole team? The 40 man roster? Their entire organization from top to bottom including the teenagers in the rookie league? 

Everyone in Chicago.  They can have a special "Grope Michael Dat Ass" Promo night and you also get a special autographed picture from his OnlyFans page.

Just now, LordMagnus said:

Everyone in Chicago.  They can have a special "Grope Michael Dat Ass" Promo night and you also get a special autographed picture from his OnlyFans page.

BREAKING: Chicago population skyrockets.

1 minute ago, LordMagnus said:

Everyone in Chicago.  They can have a special "Grope Michael Dat Ass" Promo night and you also get a special autographed picture from his OnlyFans page.

I paid for his OF, totally not worth it.  He just advertises PPV content on it.

Just now, SonOfJack said:

I paid for his OF, totally not worth it.  He just advertises PPV content on it.

You went to the wrong page.

Walkob Stallings

Stallings is MVP

Swing fixes ain't gonna help if you swing at that. 😭

1 minute ago, SonOfJack said:

I paid for his OF, totally not worth it.  He just advertises PPV content on it.

True, I hear the good stuff is in the VIP forums (Very Impressive Penis)

I’ll never forget the 2 weeks when Dane Myers was good. Cool times.

Myers is a rally killer

Avi > Dane right now 

Just now, Entendu said:

Myers is a rally killer

If Jacob Stallings walking is a rally for us, then we have larger problems.

Just now, Michael said:

If Jacob Stallings walking is a rally for us, then we have larger problems.

Did Jacob do his little turn on the cat walk?  Dude moves like he's wearing heels.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

If Jacob Stallings walking is a rally for us, then we have larger problems.

Correct

Just now, Entendu said:

Correct

Good mutual agreement here. 🤝 

What was Coop laughing at over at first base? The score? It's not funny, Coop. You're fired.

Hasse looking like Sami Zayn

Just now, Entendu said:

Hasse looking like Sami Zayn

Skank your way to the dugout, Sami

Phew. Close.

Fucking phew

Wtf Arraez

Luis became Astudillo there.

Arraez, why you swing at that? Walks matter too. 

Rod is so bad. Arraez swings at balls out of the strike zone all the time